@JordanNoHandle

Freelance web developer. Student of iOS. Co-host of the @Fireside_Swift podcast. Game nerd, bicycle nerd, dog owner. He/Him.

Joined January 2021
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Friday night after a long week at work. Perfect time to pour a beer, fire up the Xbox, and… not be able to launch anything because of an outage. Great 👍
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Fireside Swift@fireside_swift21 Apr 2022
This has to be our most professional episode yet. We’re sorry. Join @JordanNoHandle, @MrMcSwiftface & @Heffertron to find out why. 🔥🔥🔥 #SwiftLang #iOSDev podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas…

S2 E29 - A PROFESSIONAL PODCAST

Podcast Episode · Fireside Swift · 21 April 2022 · 1hr 30min

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Exactly the kind of energy I have most morning.
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Me: performs checklists from memory to control complex systems. also Me: Starts coffee grinder without checking whether hopper is in place.
Just found out at work that we hired someone with ‘Null’ as a surname. The IT dept. let out a collective “uhhhhhh…”.
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Fireside Swift@fireside_swift27 Jan 2022
LIKE A PHOENIX RISING FROM THE ASHES… This week on Fireside Swift with @MrMcSwiftface, @JordanNoHandle, @SWBerard, @Heffertron and a special guest who already deleted their Twitter account 😂🔥 #SwiftLang #iOSDev podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas…

S2 E24 - GROK INDUCED COMA

Podcast Episode · Fireside Swift · 27 January 2022 · 1hr 22min

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Fireside Swift@fireside_swift16 Sep 2021
The belated episode of Fireside Swift is out now! Find out why @Heffertron visits a bank of sand, why @JordanNoHandle & @SWBerard have been sharing germs and why @MrMcSwiftface’s head is a pineapple 🍍🔥 #SwiftLang #iOSDev podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas…

S2 E17 - BACKDRAFT

Podcast Episode · Fireside Swift · 16 September 2021 · 1hr 22min

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This…should not need to be said, and yet…I am not at all surprised.
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Found a fossil today.
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Web developers right now.
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Was struck with project-inspiration today. Going to create a server application (probably Node.js) to feed images/audio to a monitor. The monitor will be embedded in a table. It’s for D&D.
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Fireside Swift@fireside_swift13 May 2021
This week find out why @SWBerard won’t get a virus on his Windows PC, @Heffertron’s excessive use of the YouTube API, @MrMcSwiftface’s Frisbee antics & why @JordanNoHandle wants a carrier cockatoo. Oh, and maybe some talk of Swift too! #SwiftLang #iOSDev podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas…

S2 E9 - CARRIER COCKATOOS

Podcast Episode · Fireside Swift · 13 May 2021 · 1hr 24min

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Live stream is happening now from the @fireside_swift account.
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Fireside Swift@fireside_swift18 Mar 2021
Find out why @SWBerard doesn’t like day light savings, why @MrMcSwiftface isn’t sure on trousers or pants, why @JordanNoHandle wears a cloak at the weekend & why @Heffertron doesn’t realise people listen to the podcast. MAYBE a bit of programming too! podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas…

Fireside Swift

Technology Podcast · Updated twice weekly · Fireside Swift is a popular iOS Development podcast where four buddies discuss a new Swift programming topic each week. They try to stay informal while...

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The Hound in silhouette
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Everyone needs a hobby. Hobby-programmers need a hobby to get them away from their hobby.
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Hey @fireside_swift, what are you up to today?
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Never mind, I figured it out.
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Not sure how I made it to this age without realizing “PHP” is a recursive initialism, but that’s okay I guess.
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