Jordy Rumrill

You know you’re on the tail end of being a #millennial when your aunt asks your 16 year old cousin (I’m 25) how to properly post on Facebook. My life is interesting I swear. – at Calgary, Alberta

Why are all the McDonald's commercials coming on via YouTube when I'm planing all the motivations? #fuckyoumarketing – at Calgary, Alberta

And I'm sunburnt again. #irish – at Foothills No. 31, Alberta

The last few months have been so amazing for me! But I was just wrong over a marvel movie debate so fuck you 2017. – at Foothills No. 31, Alberta

You think 2013 was bad? Just wait until you realize that I have no idea what I'm talking about. – at Calgary, Alberta

Twitter is still an app. Gonna use it now. – at Calgary, Alberta

When a girl walks out of your restaurant sounding like #mirandasings- not the worst Tuesday ever. – at Calgary, Alberta

What is #CalgaryFlames ? Do they sport and touch point and score field? – at Calgary, Alberta

Brings up a lot of what I've been going through. This hit me pretty hard. facebook.com/HuffingtonPost/… Thank you, EVERYONE who I've shared with. – at Calgary, Alberta

Frank Sinatra // That's Life. While creating THIS for #thesmithyyc Life is good!!!! #cocktail #FrankSinatra – at Calgary, Alberta

This morning I learned that the @nbc logo was a peacock. Thank you @jimmyfallon. I may be an idiot... But at least I'm not an idiot! – at Calgary, Alberta

Waking up way before your alarm and actually feeling good about it. Today's going to be a good day. 😎 – at Calgary, Alberta

When #callofdutyonline just isn't your jam anymore. – at Calgary, Alberta

When you find the best people in the world on your #birthday Today has been awesome! – at Calgary, Alberta

Hurts to see someone so talented go like this. #RIPChristina – at Calgary, Alberta

#StanleyCupFinal is trending and I'm just here like – at Calgary, Alberta

It's funny how people are still surprised how shitty the weather is in #Calgary on #MayLongWeekend – at Calgary, Alberta

Someone has the #hungergames whistle in the condo next to me. Tonight has been pretty dece. Night fuckers – at Calgary, Alberta