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Somewhere Over the Rainbow
Joined July 2017
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down bad on meme coins over the weekend going to casino leaving intern in charge for the rest of the day (don't worry, i don't pay him- he just does it to get his parole officer off his back)
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Trump offers Dana White the role of White House Press Secretary: "I am pleased to announce that the Great Dana White, a violent Fighter and Warrior, has been offered the job of Press Secretary of the United States."
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Trump announces Stephen Miller will become his new chief of staff.
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BREAKING: South Korea’s KOSPI collapses -9%, triggering a trading halt, after opening for the first time since today’s US market decline. The index is now down -47% from its record high.
What just happened? The Nasdaq 100 just posted its largest daily drop since the 2020 Pandemic, with the S&P 500 erasing -$3 trillion today. Just 24 hours ago, the Dow surged +1,600 points after the Democrats "swept" the Midterms. So, what changed? Let us explain. (a thread)
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JUST IN: 🇵🇾 Paraguay's President resigns after bank holding savings for half the country's population collapses.
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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One of my favorite teammates of all time!! Take him in my foxhole every damn time! So good! 😂😂
Torii Hunter throws the ball back at the pitcher after getting hit
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🫣🫣
Torii Hunter throws the ball back at the pitcher after getting hit
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My favorite speckulative investment is ladybug farms.
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So I bought this [inexpensive] 1971 Dock Ellis card that mentions his infamous no-hitter while on LSD because I thought the LSD thing was cool. In between the card arriving today and when I ordered I dove into Ellis a little more- watched “No No: A Dockumentary” and read some articles. The man had some demons and my opinion has changed about the LSD game from being a cool thing to a heartbreaking story of a man struggling with chemical dependency. He left the game in 1980 and went to treatment. He later admitted that he never pitched a game sober. Treatment stuck and he worked as a drug counsellor for decades, including working with prisoners and MLB players struggling with addiction. His work towards improving civil rights in and outside of the game is worth acknowledging as well. Learning more about the history of the game like this is one of my favorite parts of collecting cards.
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He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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The largest crypto exchange in the world just experienced the largest robbery in human history—and the person running it is a nomadic autistic man in Dubai posting “Funds are SAFU!” What a time to be alive.
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About $2.5B just left a @binance hot wallet in one sweep, and the response came fast. Tether and Circle froze about $1.8B, Binance is investigating, and CZ says user funds are safe. Here's what we know so far 🧵 Have you ever seen a freeze this fast?
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OTD in 1991, Jack Morris turned in arguably the best big-game performance ever 😤 Morris threw 10 scoreless innings in Game 7 of the World Series as the Twins beat the Braves 1-0 in one of the most dramatic Postseason games of all time. Scattering 7 hits and striking out 8, Morris became just the 3rd pitcher to throw a shutout of more than 9 innings in the World Series, joining Christy Mathewson (1913) and Clem Labine (1956) The @Twins won the game in the bottom of the 10th on Gene Larkin’s pinch-hit single to give Minnesota its second World Series championship in five years.
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Brewers players will be wearing custom designed cups in the World Series (via @diamondmma)
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Despite cumulative inflation of over 40% in the last ten years and borders tighter than ever, the price of cocaine in the United States is at a 20 year low. Are we winning yet?
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Early in-person voting. ✅
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Cal is going to have 50 minutes of possession but only run 4 plays.
Cal appears to be debuting Grateful Dead Helmets for their After Dark contest against Wake Forest.
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the white sox are 0-1 (.000) this season when striking out 21+ times in a game
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Two ant colonies have been fighting a war outside San Diego for decades. ~30M die a year. The front line is miles long.
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WE COUNT THE ENEMIES WE KILL. WE RARELY COUNT THE ONES WE CREATE. Nidal Hasan was a patient on my floor in the surgical trauma ICU at Brooke Army Medical Center. I wasn't there when he arrived. I had just left for my deployment to Mosul, Iraq. But the nurses and doctors who cared for him were my peers and my friends, and I know exactly what that required of them, because every one of us had done some version of it before. Before anyone tells me what strength looks like, understand what that work demands. I have cared for a drunk driver who wiped out an entire family and landed in our ICU himself. I have cared for gang members who shot up a block while children were stepping off a school bus, then ended up on our unit with bullets of their own. I have kept alive people who murdered their own families and failed at taking their own lives. And in Iraq, I saved the lives of the very enemy fighters who had just tried to kill us and miraculously survived our response. Every one of those patients got our best. Not because we felt anything for them, but because of who we were. You set aside anger, grief, prejudice and every personal feeling you have, because a life in front of you is a life in front of you. That's the oath. That's the duty. So when Hasan came through those doors, my colleagues did what we had always done. They preserved the life of a man who murdered thirteen people and would have killed them too, given the chance. He killed those men and women in one of the very same buildings many Soldier's like myself have been in when I was stationed at Fort Hood. He is alive today because they did their jobs. That was not sentiment. It was a hard, tangible expression of the values this country claims to stand for. Our principles had to mean something even when the person benefiting from them had violated everything we believed in. Now the Pentagon plans to livestream his execution by firing squad on Dec. 3, and our leaders apparently believe turning his death into a public spectacle will demonstrate American strength. I think it demonstrates how little they understand the enemy they claim to be fighting. We kept Nidal Hasan alive, now our leaders want to make him a martyr. Hasan walked into Fort Hood expecting to die. He believed his death would be rewarded. At his trial, he called no witnesses and offered no defense, and his own court-appointed lawyers worried he was seeking execution. He failed at martyrdom once. Now we're about to hand it to him, in high definition, for every extremist with an internet connection to replay, manipulate and celebrate. We supply the footage. They supply the meaning. Long after the politicians finish congratulating themselves, that video will still exist. Their moment of bravado becomes somebody else's recruiting material for decades. And this failure to think past the immediate display of power reaches far beyond one execution. We count the enemies we kill. We rarely count the enemies we create. Look at the school in Minab, Iran, where multiple investigations attributed the strike that killed more than 100 children and their teachers to us. You cannot bury people's children beneath the rubble of their classrooms and expect a speech about American intentions to decide how they remember you. No denial brings those children home. No claim of good intentions makes their parents forget whose weapons killed them. If those were our children, we would remember for the rest of our lives. We would demand accountability. Many of us would want vengeance. We would tell their stories to the next generation. We know this because we did exactly that after September 11. Why do we imagine other people love their children less, grieve less deeply, or remember less clearly? We have developed a horrifying talent for creating more terrorists than we will ever stop. We inflict suffering, evade responsibility, and then act as though the anger that follows came out of nowhere. Think back to the first time you saw one of those al Qaeda videos of an American being beheaded. Remember the sickness in your stomach. Remember the rage. Remember thinking that only savages would film a killing and send it out for the world to watch. Now ask yourself what the rest of the world will see when the camera is ours. Terrorist organizations stage executions for the cameras. Authoritarian regimes make death a public spectacle to feed fear and rage. Watching our own leaders reach for those same tools should force us to confront how much of ourselves we are surrendering in the name of defeating them. The line separating us from the people we condemn has to live in our conduct. A flag cannot hold it for us. Neither can a uniform, a title, or a declaration that we are the good guys. On that ICU floor, on a bloody street in Mosul, and in trauma bays across this country, people like my colleagues hold that line every day under circumstances most will never face. They keep monsters alive because their duty and their humanity are bigger than their hatred of what those monsters have done. Execute him if that's the sentence. But do it the way a confident nation does; quietly, lawfully, and without giving him the stage he always wanted. Let him be forgotten. I expect our leaders to show at least as much discipline as the nurses who had to care for him. They keep telling us they are defending what makes America different. Every day, they make that difference harder to see. Robert W. Burns III is the editor and publisher of The Space Coast Rocket, an Army veteran and a retired trauma nurse. The views expressed in this column are his own.
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