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Joined September 2011
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Shoot your neighborhood ICE agent
It is absolutely sickening to compare ICE law enforcement agents to the Gestapo. Attacks and demonization of ICE and our partners is wrong. ICE officers are now facing a 413% increase in assaults. Our message is clear: DO NOT come to this country illegally. If you do, we will arrest you, deport you and you will never return.
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Dusting off my skates. Breaking out the Sherwood. @penguins if you need me to play defense I will step up. #letsgopens
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How does the @NHL manage to have ten games on and all in intermission. #becauseitsthecup
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The @NHL is waiting til 7:30 to start games because they don’t want to compete with #MACtion
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Eight of the eleven @NHL game all on at 7pm. Cmon schedule makers. #becauseitsthecup
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TWO GOALS ON YOUR HEAD LMAO 😭 🫵
To all the Habs fans going to the game against San Jose. We need to boo Celebrini so loudly that his fans (who have only watched hockey for about a week) get personally offended and cry about it on Twitter. We must then vilify those “fans” by calling out their lack of puck knowledge, as well as the fact that they likely cheer for more than 1 team anyway. The Bell Centre is for REAL fans, not Sharks “fans”.
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One day my beautiful sharks will win in regulation. Until then. #SJSharks
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Seven games going on, and all in intermission. How do you do it @NHL. How do you manage to be so bad at scheduling. #becauseitsthecup
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Moving on up ⬆️ Sidney Crosby (1,110) has surpassed Joe Thornton (1,109) for sole possession of seventh place on the NHL's all-time assists list.
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Jack Eichel. Captain America.
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Pittsburgh Penguins' September Stats (5v5): Goal Share: 100% xGoal Share: 80% Shot Share: 74% Attempt Share: 64% One of the most dominant months of NHL hockey we've seen
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Huge point for the oilers. Jarry earned that one.
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Tristan Jarry’s year
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Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero
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From one Sharks captain to another. Joe Thornton presented Macklin Celebrini with the C.
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RIP Bigfoot you would have loved Mountain Dew
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That’s it. With the Padres’ win tonight, the Pirates have officially been eliminated from postseason contention. 11 straight seasons without playoff baseball in Pittsburgh.
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Happy 16th anniversary to this incredible moment.
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