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About time to pin a new best image I've ever done. Thanks to @JuddApatow for forcing me to be better than normal. :)
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Kevin Spacey has just invented something that has never existed before: a bad time to come out.
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We can’t let POTUS’s complete indifference to truth become ours. Constant barrage may be exhausting, but normalizing it is too dangerous.
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My kids tried to surprise me for my birthday this morning. I totally heard them coming and snuck out to start a new life somewhere else.
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MOST RESTAURANTS:
Waiter: "Have you dined with us before?"
You: "No."
Waiter: "Oh! Well, (*proceeds to describe a normal restaurant*)"
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Hey, the great @JosephKarg & Josh Gossett animated a few jokes from my album "Dream Occupation."
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Check out @AnthonyDeVito_ in his animated glory in an animated clip from his latest comedy album, "Dream Occupation"
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Sometimes it's like, who's responsible: the victims or the person who's responsible?
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it happened in 2009, 2010, 2011, 2013, 2014 and 2015 under President Obama teapawt.net/realdonaldtrump/status…
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As per his wishes, Hugh Hefner’s body will be left in a fort in the woods for other kids to find & pass around.
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I've been up for six days straight working on a kindhearted "Entourage" remake called "Encourage."
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I did it. I won one. Raise my @ to the rafters. I'm retiring from the internet.
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And the Emmy for shiftiest eyes while watching his boss accept an Emmy goes to...
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Ok so when Selena Gomez's friend gives her a kidney it's "true friendship" but when I toss my kidney over Brendan Fraser's gate it's "ma'am"
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A free tourist activity is to go to the Financial District during lunch rush, walk up to any guy in a suit, and say "I know about Katie."
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Little John and Robin Hood by @cbiv85 and @JosephKarg, in Little John's Disney Inspired Comic Art Gallery Room comicartfans.com/gallerypiec…






















