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Me at my gran's house
Replying to @DisneyPlus
The Biscuit Eater (1972)
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GTA 6 Download started! 🥳
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had the thought this afternoon id love to have a coffee that does the opposite of what a coffee does. like just winds you down a bit. then realized that from a great distance i was approaching the concept of a beer
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They did a baby race at halftime in Cleveland and the in-arena host joke interviewed the winning baby, so the baby grabbed the mic and tried to eat it. 10 out of 10 halftime entertainment.
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Apparently there’s a lady named Dana White who is an DoD public affairs assistant and I guarantee you someone recommended her to Trump and he thought they meant UFC Dana White and nobody is allowed to correct him lol
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Kurt Angle gives advice to somebody who just came out the closet: “I just want to encourage you to be yourself and your olympic hero says it’s okay to suck sometimes” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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How I’m gonna open the work meeting tomorrow
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Matt Walsh I don’t see in any pronouns in your bio
I am not here to tell you that Republicans have done a wonderful job. I am here to tell you that the Democrat Party has been fully captured by communists who want you dead and seek to destroy western civilization itself. Go vote against them. It’s the only choice.
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WHERE IS YOUR GULF OF AMERICA NOW, ORANGE MAN
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We’re putting you in the zoo bitch
I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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SHARIA LAW EVERYWHERE MANDATORY SEX CHANGE FOR MINORS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS GET DOUBLE PAY
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LOOKS LIKE WOKE’S BACK ON THE MENU THEYS
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Yes, this is real. Yes, this is from today. Yes, he is fucked in the head.
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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seven beers deep and a health bar just appeared above the bouncer’s head
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The ability to extract so much from one word is acting genius. RIP king
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This is an amazing clip. The terror once she realizes she was live.
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! SALT… AND PEPA!
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Current discourse
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when i send a reel to the groupchat and nobody reacts to it
over the past few years i’ve become increasingly radicalized against the concept of the “friend group”
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Former WWE World Champion The Great Khali poses for new photos for Netflix.
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