Josh Slone

Had a great time talking with @bytomanderson for his article on @ManagingEdMag. Thanks again, Tom!

At a restaurant and my son was reading the neon and said "Bud light!" Me (to the person seating us): "He recently learned how to read, he's not a beer fan." Son: "Well, I'm kind of a beer fan." Me:🤦‍♂️ *Note: He's had root beer before and enjoyed it.

My son is incredibly literal. My wife saw something on TV and said, "I would have killed for that in college." He looked at her with fear in his eyes. Essentially, my son is Drax from Guardians of the Galaxy

You think your kid is doing better about change and then he finds out (for the first time) that we're out of soap in the bathroom.

My kiddo, actively trying to get everyone of his friends to trade toys when they come over.

Is there a better way to test Amazon's next day shipping than ordering the 2 made-for-TV MacGyver movies that aren't available in digital format?

My son: (Walks into my office and gives me a sincere hug while wearing a Captain America shield) Me: Hey buddy. Son (whispering whilst still hugging): I'm going to avenge them.

(My 5 yr old, sounding incredible sincere and a bit serious): Daddy? Me: Yeah, buddy? 5 yr old: (sighs and still serious) If I had your giant feet...out there on the beach...I could have outrun those birds. Me:

My wife just got back from the grocery store with our kiddo. He was wearing a Batman shirt. Apparently, he went up and down every aisle saying, "Batman here, anyone need any help?" Like a guy selling hot dogs at a baseball game. They didn't stay long.

My wife: Why are you wearing shorts? It's 40 degrees outside. Me: I'm dressing for the weather I want.

Just saw WebMD has a Twitter profile you can follow. Who needs that stress in their life? Like a hypochondriac delivery service.

Disney execs discussing the nightly rate of the new Star Wars Hotel at Disney World:

When I'm on Hulu: You really need to step up your game, Hulu. These recommendations are not for me at all. When I'm on Netflix: Stop tracking my every move, criminal!

At my niece's birthday party. All the kids are playing nice while mine is off by himself, dragging a toy axe like he's in The Walking Dead.

Our mailbox was involved in a hit and run last week. The mail is being held at the post office. I also had to get my expired license renewed. It's coming in the mail. ...I need a valid driver's license to pick up the mail at the post office.

Been loosely looking for this a while. Happy to find it this week.

When Millennials reach retirement age, comic book movies will be the equivalent of the "old westerns" of our grandfathers.

When you have to brave Walmart early on Christmas Eve and your wife makes some of the list items fun.

When you're trying not to laugh after your kid changes the name of "Sir Topham Hat" to "Sir Fartem Bottom" during story time.

Me: How's everybody doing this morning?! My brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Me: Aw, you can do better than that! How's everybody doing this morning?!