
not here much anymore, find me at @joshbal4@m.fa.gl • excessively online full stack dev • social media manager @heckthegibson • hack the planet • fellow @nwspk
Canterbury, England
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unfortunately i can’t make it tonight so i have 2 tickets to see @linuskarp at The Pleasance tonight, let me know if you’d like them (free/charity donation appreciated)
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VARIETY !!!
Gwyneth Paltrow's legal battle with a skiing optometrist is getting the musical treatment: "Gwyneth Goes Skiing" is set to debut in London this December. bit.ly/47eY39d
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INTRODUCING OUR CHRISTMAS SHOW
❄️Gwyneth Goes Skiing❄️
A Goop-founding Hollywood superstar. A retired Optometrist from Utah. One ski collision - and then a court case.
This is a story of love, betrayal, skiing, and (somehow) Christmas. Opening 13th Dec.
pleasance.co.uk/event/gwynet…

ALT Linus Karp and Joseph Martin pose as characters Gwyneth Paltrow and Terry Sanderson. Linus is a white man who wears a pale pink ski jacket, a shoulder length blond wig and pink Ski goggles on his head. He smiles smugly and holds a black candle with a sticker that says ‘This Smells Like A Lawsuit’. Joseph wears a grey suit, white shirt and purple tie. He has narrow framed glasses sitting down his nose which are slightly wonky and red bruises on his face as if he has just been in an accident. He grimaces. They pose in front of a snowy mountain background.
still weird seeing my kitchen counter pop up, cheers @Garryallan for tagging me when they didn’t :D
this is accurate hacking takes ages and most of it is boring shit like this they probably only gave them 2 mins of screen time lmao – at Canterbury, England
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Elon Musk Bans Several Journalists From Twitter After Reinstating Literal Nazis dlvr.it/SfRrw8
i normally can't get behind crypto but for this i'll make an exception thefrenchcomte.co.uk/
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Twitter Spaces no longer exist and all it took was Elon Musk getting owned in one of them one time lmao




















