Senior writer/social media @thesefootytimes. Find me in: @guardian_sport, @worldsoccermag, @nplhmag, @wsc_magazine. Sometimes I speak Norwegian. United and TIL.

Frome, England
Joined May 2009
🇳🇴 Hi Norway and Norwegians, ahead of the game against England tomorrow, I wrote some words on what the game means to me — a devout lover of Norway. Hope you enjoy it! medium.com/@joshbutler.write…
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Really bad evening for all the people that have spent years telling anyone who'd listen that Harry Kane is shite.
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Josh Butler retweeted
Congratulations Kane 👏🏻
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Kan laget mitt forsvare seg? Hmm, nei. Men kan vi angripe? Ja, det kan vi gjøre bra!
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I wish nothing but the worst for the entire Glazer family. I hope they endure a lifetime of abject misery.
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Well, Carrick, it was nice while it lasted.
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Cried with laughter at Reece Shearsmith on Last One Laughing. Broke about half a dozen times during his performance alone.
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Well, Spurs have just scored so I doubt it’s that much of a night to remember 😂
Daniel Dubois with a week to remember 🤩 17th October: Defends heavyweight world title 🥊 24th October: In attendance for Chelsea vs Spurs ⚽
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My first proper @Substack article is out today. What would have happened had England qualified for Euro 2008 (I put a 30 minute timer on myself to keep the length down). Where does McClaren go post-England, and who takes over the Three Lions? jackwills3.substack.com/p/th…
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There is basically no end in sight for United so long as the Glazers maintain majority ownership of the club. Ineos absolutely no better, either. We can sack another coach (yes, Carrick looks out of his depth) but it will not change anything beyond temporarily.
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As a Manchester United supporter, I did not mind one bit.
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Basically how it feels watching any United game.
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Just take the 3 points and leave us alone.
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I cannot countenance a single ill word directed towards Bruno from our fans. Dedicated his prime years to this fucking car crash of a club all because he loves United.
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Do feel sorry for Carrick because our recruitment department signed two bums for midfield, ignored the fact our single striker is made of glass and then assumed Luke Shaw has another 50-game season in him based on very little evidence whatsoever.
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Andrey Santos is absolutely rubbish.
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“Can Como cope with a Premier League style game? The pace and physicality?” asks the commentator, who is watching a game where Como are comfortably on top of a United side neither quick nor physical. What fucking game are you watching, man 😂😂😂
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Scott McTominay er en Tromsø-gutt.
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