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"How many bad albums does Taylor Swift have?"
“how many hours do u sleep”
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Modern dyes don't run, you haven't had to separate colours for decades
(Guy who washes his whites, colors, and towels together and leaves them in a laundry basket till he uses them): “Why do women get so stressed about laundry?”
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"LOL you IDIOT! Illegal immigrants don't vote! That's impossible! It literally NEVER happens!" [Supreme Court allows Virginia to remove noncitizens from voter rolls.] "REEEEEE! REEEEEEEE!"
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As someone who knows food history this is dumb as shit take. Noodles come from china, tomatoes come from Peru but no one’s calling spaghetti marinara Peruvian Chinese fusion. Get a grip good lord, they were literally calling chicken tika England’s national dish.
Les américains qui parlent de leur nourriture alors qu’ils savent que s’approprier celle des autres
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Top 10 things people say before falling madly in love with a man and spending the rest of their life together:
Being bi be weird sometimes cause like I get super horny for dudes but I can only picture myself spending my life with a woman
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"That food isn't American because an ingredient doesn't come from America!" is a standard that no other country is held to. Potatoes and Tomatoes come from the new world. Under this standard any Spanish, Irish, English, Italian, or French dish that uses them as ingredients is just appropriated.
Les américains qui parlent de leur nourriture alors qu’ils savent que s’approprier celle des autres
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"George Washington owned slaves so who cares that Mao slaughtered 50 million people " is one hell of a take.
White people call Mao a “dictator” when America’s first President owned 300 slaves.
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Libs if Trump came out as bisexual tomorrow
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Am I too woke or is this kinda....
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Mariah back in the 90s looked like a different person every 2 years but since 2002 she has looked the exact same. Like it's been 25 years, she looks identical.
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Until 1962, Georgia had a law (County Unit System) where Urban Counties (basically just Atlanta) could only count for up to 11.7% of their votes. Urban Counties were 41% of Georgia's population, so Atlanta's population would only have 1/4 of a vote each
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"Why are pictures from the civil rights movement mostly in black and white? This is malicious, it wasn't that long ago!" Color photography was rare and expensive, most didn't have it. Even most newspapers were black and white until around 1990.
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Bro we Vietnamese kicked your asses too stfu💀💀💀
Replying to @quentin_le87554
Mdrr va falloir leur rappeler le Vietnam ou plus récemment l'Afghanistan ils ont oublié j’crois…
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Les Étasuniens n'ont AUCUN nom pour se désigner en anglais 😹
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We need to have a talk about how yes, Olivia Rodrigo does make some rock music and if it wasn't for the fact that about half of her stuff is pop and that she's a mainstream 23 year old Asian-American woman no one would be disputing this
Can anyone name any rock music by this girl
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Brutal and All American Bitch are more rock than most of the stuff Avril Levine has made
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Holy shit they're retarded
THERES a huge inhabitable and near uncrossable territory between Europe and Asia But you can have a stroll downwards in America
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We do have a denonym, it's American. And in the English language, American only refers to us. Good luck telling an Anglo-Canadian that they're "American" they will beat you up for that.
Me hace mucha gracia que la traducción demuestre que efectivamente, en su idioma, no tienen un gentilicio jsjsjajsjjs que loco igual
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And I thought the Germans had a boring sense of humor
Les américains quand tu leur donne de l eau mais quelle est pas sucré
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