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They going to do the off ramp to President Netanyahu plan?
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pichAI A<mode>I The singularity already happened and these are self fulfilling bots from the future. Come on, the 'person' in charge of responsible AI is named Jen GennAI. They're not even trying.
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I keep reading it as John Temus
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At this point I'm convinced that viral videos of gentiles singing yiddish songs or shopping at kosher stores is a marketing op
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Knicks Dad Hat not included
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הגודרות אין להן חזקה
תיעוד מרגע מציאת חלק מעדר הצאן של חוות חסד לאברהם שנשדד היום בידי ערבים לוחמי גדוד 202 ושוטרי תחנת בנימין דלקו אחר נתיב הבריחה של הגנבים, וכשהעקבות נעלמו לפתע הבינו שהכבשים מוחבאות בקרבת מקום. כשהכוחות דרשו מבעלי הבית הערבים לפתוח את דלת החנייה המקורה, סירבו אלו בתחילה וכשהדלת הורמה לבסוף התגלתה הסיבה. בעל החווה נקרא לזהות את הכבשים הגנובות על פי סימנים מדויקים, והן הושבו לבעליהן. מחר נראה מן הסתם כתבה ארוכה בהארץ על ערבי שפיתח שיטת גידול מיוחדת לצאן בתוך החניה בין הרכבים, וחיילי הכיבוש המרושעים גזלו את פרנסתו..
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come on everyone, cheer up. I know we had to get up early, you can sleep the whole bus ride. Well you should have packed your snacks last night when we told you 18 times. Your mother asked for ONE THING on this trip, show a little hakaras hatov. Dudu tafsik im haRamkol please
I’ve been detained by the IDF, along with a group of rabbis & volunteers. We were simply harvesting olives in a grove near Nehalim in the West Bank. The occupation is a crime under international law. Harvesting olives isn’t a crime under any law I know.
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Just me asking Gemini Argon to make Sheva Brachos cards in the style of פּאשקעווילן
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Anyone check for a Kryptonian
BREAKING: Debris believed to be from a Chinese rocket has been discovered in a farmer’s cornfield in Minnesota, after the spacecraft’s upper stage reentered Earth’s atmosphere over the United States. The massive metallic object, approximately 11 feet (3.4 meters) wide, was discovered October 14, prompting an investigation by state and federal authorities. According to Ars Technica, the evidence points to a Zhuque-2E rocket launched by Chinese company LandSpace on September 15, carrying 10 satellites for China’s Qianfan broadband constellation, a planned rival to SpaceX’s Starlink. After deploying its satellites, the rocket’s upper stage performed a deorbit maneuver, with its trajectory and diameter closely matching the debris found in Minnesota. Rocket stages are typically directed toward unpopulated ocean areas during controlled disposal, raising questions about whether this reentry went as planned. No injuries were reported, and the object’s origin has not yet been officially confirmed.
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RIP Beltre Family Grocery. You know Mr Bodega would have been all over this
Snapple is releasing limited-edition glass Knicks bottles in NYC and Jersey beginning Monday
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Ok, but what if we did billboards for the Noahide laws?
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I read this over Shabbos. Very Bereishis-coded.
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Now reading. This is basically the Hillbilly Elegy of the Reagan election.
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Geoffrey, break out Ozil
There are times when you think AI has gone too far, but then there are moments when you see Uncle Phil from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air scoring Mesut Özil's goal against Ludogrets, and suddenly it all feels worthwhile.
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Me when I just barely pull my EV close enough to the charger
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Kamala Harris Yahya Sinwar 🤝 Studied the Maps
חמאס פרסם תמונות מהימים האחרונים של סינואר ומלוויו ברפיח. באחת התמונות רואים אותם מסתכלים על מפת מערב רפיח, ומצביעים על אזור זערב ורחוב אל-אמאם עלי, סמוך לתל א-סלטאן
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Mets fans whom I love so dearly: I am so genuinely excited for you. I will also be there for you when they break your heart.
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Judah retweeted
Please wait until after the Torahs have been returned to the Aron Kodesh befo-
the comic timing of "the good news is he's got plenty of other rackets" is off the charts
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