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Author of ALOHA RODEO, SMOKEJUMPER and CROSSING THE HEART OF AFRICA for @HarperCollins. Writer of all the things. Musician, dad, galeophobe

Portland, OR
Joined March 2009
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Hey @VerizonSupport your AI "help" service on your website is worse than useless.
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Hey @OceaniaCruises how do I get off your mailing list, you send the most insane amount of junk mail I've ever seen
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Brownshirt ICE rolled up to my local Home Depot today and got the F-off treatment. Shoutout to this woman because this is exactly how it’s done. No badge, face covered = F*ck all the way off. 📌 It’s on us citizens to stand up for our vulnerable brothers and sisters.
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Damn dude hell yeah
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And tariffs are OFF, for now.
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If you’re more upset about a transgender woman using your bathroom than you are about a rapist felon running your country, congratulations, you are an idiot, an asshole, and you’re in a fucking cult.
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Trump truck spotted out in the wild in its natural environment... seeking gender-affirming care.
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Hey @XfinitySupport, you're telling me I have to *call* you reset my password? That's ridiculous.
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HOWARD DEAN: HOOOWAAAH! 2004 ME: this guy's a damn loony toon. politics is never gonna get wilder than this.
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I joined @PiersUncensored in NYC today with a *lovely* panel to discuss why I believe Kamala Harris will win #Election2024 and become the first female President of the United States. Here's my explanation in less than 2 minutes. Cliffs Notes: The righteous rage of women
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THE SCREAM BRO 😭😭😭
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As we all await the outcome of what feels like a make-or-break election, I want to offer some perspective, if you’ll hand a fellow with eight-plus decades the mic for a moment.
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if kamala wins jimmy carter is going to die like yoda in return of the jedi immediately after
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The funniest outcome would be if we all go to bed tomorrow night with no winner declared and when we wake up it’s June 28th, the day after the Biden-Trump debate, and we’re all trapped in a 4 month long time loop for the rest of eternity.
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Is the cancer back?
Feels like we’re all waiting for test results to see if we are facing a terminal illness.
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It's okay to take a break today—it even better if it includes cookies. 💙
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