a writer of all sorts✏️ lover of puns🤙🏼
High Wycombe, England
Joined July 2009
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@QualityJill JILL YOU ARE AMAZING! I’m £25 away from half way!! I cannot thank you enough for your support 🥹🥹
@sportsshoes_com hi guys - my parcel was ‘delivered’ yesterday but I believe it’s been stolen but either the delivery driver or a passer by (less likely) can someone help as I needed them to race this weekend!
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@Hermesparcels guys - my parcel was stolen today - it’s an expensive one - please do something about this?!
Over-worked? I turned into a kitchen slave during lockdown 😂
RT if you were over-worked in the kitchen cooking homemade meals during lockdown🙋♂️
Us too... but we're thankful for it, not just because we managed to hold off the pizza pounds🍕but because we also recycled more food packaging 🤩
#TogetherWeRecycle #Thankyou
I could definitely use this on our renno project😂
We wouldn't mind £5,000 to fix our insulation. What green improvements would you make with this grant? @BBCNews bbc.co.uk/news/business-5331…
Yassss 👏🏼👏🏼💚
We're excited to announce that our members can now get 10% off eco-friendly deodorant at @WildRefill - just spend 25 points and grab your deal! #RewardsPoints #sustainable #ecofriendly
@gregjames hate to be ‘that person’ but I’m very proud of my little town Newport Pagnell... that’s where Niko B is from, I serve his dad in the pub 😂
Quarantine has affected us all.
Women are baking, doing yoga, reading books and taking time to learn new skills and get new hobbies.
Men... well they’re shaving their heads 😭😂
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@ThreeUKSupport I was waiting on the online chat support in a queue of 40+ for you complaints department after chatting to someone and now it’s cut me off - help!
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@jardinemotorsuk today, I have been on hold to you Milton Keynes branch for an hour!! Missed my call back by seconds, instantly ran back, now been on hold for another 15 minutes - absolute joke
@BBCR1 Jordan my brother Chris is getting married to his fiancé Bryony today, please shout them out!! ❤️
@LEGO_Group and @McDonaldsUK definitely had the best April Fools today, gutted they’re not real