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today this girl driving a car with a bumper sticker that said “don’t be an asshole 🌞” cut me off so abruptly at an intersection that i almost rear ended her
we had to put my cat to sleep on thursday and every time i’ve come into the house since i’ve put my foot through the door first to block her from sneaking out but she’s not there 😔
i saw this 7 times in a row that summer 🥲 i was staying w my grandparents in a tiny town in northern montana where there was nothing much to do, but the pool and movie theater were each $2 so every day i went to see pirates then went to the pool
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one time when i was in england there was a guy sitting across the train aisle from us eating hard boiled eggs and it smelled so eggy and gross and then when he got off the train his airpods case fell out of his pocket so don’t eat train eggs or karma will strike you
i just feel like i should’ve been born in the fall, i have so many more fall birthday ideas than summer ones
just to give y'all an idea of the kind of day I'M having, they just played the mr roger's neighborhood song on the radio (idk why??) and i almost started crying at work 🥲
i just feel like the venn diagram of disney adults and people who are gonna buy the hogwarts game has a big overlap
i suppose this is a niche problem, but my favorite egyptologist is doing a lecture tour of the US for the first time ever, and he's got 3 dates within reasonable driving distance of me, and all 3 are happening when i'll be out of the country for the first time in 5 yrs 🥲
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mood board for this winter’s ideal vibes: robert pattinson frolicking through the snow with a cow
ALT A photo of Robert Pattinson holding a cow’s halter, gleefully stomping through the snow
ALT Another photo, he’s still gleefully holding the cow in the snow, just turned to smile in the other direction
my husband is playing dragon age: inquisition for the first time and i haven’t keep reminding myself that just bc he’s not playing it how i play it doesn’t mean he’s playing it wrong 🥲
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my only resolution for the new year is to become her
ALT rich old lady from The Aristocats
it's been a frustrating couple weeks but my boss just gave me some kinetic sand and i feel better about things idk what that says about me. it came in a tiny castle
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“Colin Firth is the best Darcy” “Matthew McFayden is the best Darcy” you’re all forgetting someone
ALT two stills of Wishbone as Darcy; in the second he sits at a piano next to Lizzie
