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The world has never felt more dystopian than it does rn.
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That’s what Haram ball gets you… you’ll be fine brev 🙏🏽😂
Has a team ever won the Premier League whilst reaching a UCL final and their highest Ballon d’Or ranking be fucking 15th? 🤣
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Incredible! A heroic finishing touch to one of the dumbest leadership seasons in professional sports history. They’ve had like 12 major decisions in 2026 and somehow went 0 for 12. People want to like this league!
Game 6 of 2026 WNBA Finals to Be Played at State Farm Arena on Thursday, October 29 at 12:30 P.M. ET
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😭😭😭
the interviewer started stuttering when he interviewed putellas omds 😭
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Olise ™️ #ballondor
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There's something off about a particular famous bisexual couple. I just can't put my finger on it but something definitely stinks.
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Being unemployed and broke is depressing.. ukuhlala endlini the whole day, ulale kuze kubebuhlungu izimbambo, not know where you will get your next cent, uthandaze uze udinwe, uzame konke ongakwenza kodwa izinto zinganyakazi. Yoh this life can literally humble you. 🥺
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We see that leg viv.
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Thank God she's for the girl's😅
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We are ready 🌟🩵 #BallonDor
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This league is such a joke.
Ramona Shelburne on the time crunch with the Dream or Valkyries potentially needing a championship celebration Thursday: "It could be moved to a practice court."
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Wearing all black for the robbery that's about to take place
City have arrived 😍🩵 📍 @ballondor
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i think bunny deserves the ballon d’or tonight but i know for a fact she’s not going to win it
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Alexia Putellas arriving on the Ballon d’Or red carpet. ✨
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Idk just say it back? 😭 we’re both lying to each other anyway
i remember this one sneaky link that kept saying “i love you” when we were fucking and wanted me to say it back?😭
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kinda sad how close viv is to a 100 wsl goals. if it wasnt for the injurys she wouldve already set that record
Bunny Shaw doing Bunny Shaw things 👏
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All-American Skylar Diggins has been hired as an outside consultant serving as the Special Advisor to Niele Ivey. Diggins will serve Ivey and her coaching staff and be an off-the-floor mentor to student-athletes focusing on leadership, personal development and brand building.
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Once upon a time the wsl was really viv's playground to do as she pleased🥺
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City have arrived 😍🩵 📍 @ballondor
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Haaland PR is so weak man, because his last season was actually insane. He definitely had a better year than Mbappe.
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Im so exhausted and its only Monday.
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