Ana

Trad twats be like: The only reason my husband has never cheated is because I'm such a hottie with a body. It has nothing to do with his character and everything to do with my plastic surgeon In fact, my husband is a total piece of shit. When we met, he was on Skid Row kicking starving puppies and robbing elderly people at gunpoint. But then he saw my silicone knockers and was like, "WOWZA, time to get my life together" Thanks to my plastic surgeon, my husband is now employed, sober, and loyal. It really was that simple Modern women don’t want to hear this, but women are 100% responsible for how their husbands behave and how men lead society as a whole Men run the governments, the militaries, and the banks. They are the undisputed leaders of human civilization. But if a man makes a bad decision while leading, that is entirely a woman's fault Did the stock market crash? A woman didn't iron his shirt with enough deference Diplomatic crisis? A leader's wife didn't bake sourdough, so obviously he had to start a proxy war Men are the divine, majestic leaders who must be obeyed at all costs, but they are also Roombas with zero personal agency, driven entirely by the perkiness of their wife's boobies If he cheats, it’s because she let herself go If he hits her, it’s because she chose poorly If he falls for a foreign spy and tanks Nvidia’s market cap, it’s because she didn't give him enough Tuesday afternoon birthday sex If women would just stop aging and have better sex, bad things would literally never happen to anyone ever again Anyway, my husband thinks my posts are stupid and only puts up with me because he thinks I’m a cutie But if I divorced him, he’d quit his job, collapse the local electrical grid, and become a bum immediately. He’s a total dumbass like that But he’s also a supreme pillar of society, the rightful ruler of the modern world, and the ultimate reason you should buy a new rack Seriously, he says he'll bang the secretary if I don't get another boob job immediately. I'm in so much pain from the last one, but he threatened to Diddy my plastic surgeon into bypassing the recovery time to do it anyway. He's such a good man Character is a myth, ladies. If Madonna doesn't jump in her seat at your plastic surgery bill, you're doing it wrong