blue collar working dipshit liberal comic
Independence, MO
Joined March 2012
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Jim Jones convinced 900 people to kill themselves while having a lisp meanwhile I couldn't convince my dad to come to little league. – at Kansas City, MO
Spencer Kelly retweeted
THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT JUST PUT THIS ON NATIONAL TELEVISION DURING THE NFL GAMES.
“This is the final battle with you at my side.
We will demolish the deep state.
We will expel the warmongers from our government.
We will drive out the globalists.
We will cast out the communists, Marxists, and fascists.
We will throw off the sick political class that hates our country.
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And it’s live on national TV.
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Spencer Kelly retweeted
Mark’s ONE PICK PER GAME parlay! All of these legs in the parlay are 100% hit rate for the season for games played in America*.
*Kyren Williams had 41 yards rushing in Australia. He has 80+ yards rushing in every other game this season.
*Jalen Hurts and the Eagles are playing in London Sunday morning.
Spencer Kelly retweeted
- Liberty ML
- Kam Davis 70+ yards rushing
- UTSA ML
Pair those three legs together for a SGPx for +125 on @FanDuelSports
Let’s get TWO wins between the NFL and college football tonight!
Spencer Kelly retweeted
Let’s do one more play for Day 8 of 61 straight days of football... we had our NFL play locked in this morning. 🔒
We have a few college football games but we will focus in on two of them:
Sam Houston at Liberty
South Florida at UTSA
Two games… +125 odds. 👀
Spencer Kelly retweeted
Tonight we have college football and NFL! Digging through both… should we do one college and one NFL bet today? Maybe we could do a double up for each? 👀
Stay locked in for Day 8 of 61 days in a row of football! 🔒 🔔
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90.0 receiving yards
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Jim Jones convinced 900 people to kill themselves while having a lisp meanwhile I couldn't convince my dad to come to little league. – at Kansas City, MO
Hey you dumb fuck @HouseGOP just so you know, @HulkHogan is a little double crossing rat bitch. Watch the documentary on @netflix but I know
You won’t cus you love fucking losers that are trying to stay out of jail by voting for forest trump. Have fun with that guy.
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