
Entrepreneur, writer, dreamer, whovian, do-gooder, mindy mouse, girlfriend of @kyledonnelly1 and music lover (especially @andrewmcmahon)
Joined July 2012
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*at Starbucks*
7yo: can I order for you?
Me: sure!
7yo: my mom wants the drink with the salt on the rim. She has it allll the time!
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[crawling in rush hour traffic]
it's like these assholes don't know I'm late for work
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Therapist: You seem annoyed & distant today
Whatever, I write on a tiny piece of paper before sending it across the room via carrier pigeon
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*First date*
Brain: quick say something interesting
Me: Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
Brain: Nice
Dempsey Energy on #Yelp: I'm so glad I found your business on Yelp! My furnace was acting up and I desperately need… yelp.com/biz/dempsey-energy-…
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This is Kyro. He's a Stratocumulus Flop. Tongue ejects at random. Serious h*ckin condition. Still 12/10 would pet passionately
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This is Lilly. She just parallel barked. Kindly requests a reward now. 13/10 would pet so well
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Dear concerned parents,
They could appoint a rock to Secretary of Education and I'm still going to teach your children with everything I am.
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The hulk should totally get a tattoo of a puffer fish, it's the only thing that would make sense on both bodies.
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What an amazing comeback and win by the Patriots. Tom Brady, Bob Kraft and Coach B are total winners. Wow!
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This gorgeous Walgreens checkout girl was acting like we knew each other and I felt cool bc I was BFFs with a hot chick for like 45 seconds.
Watching old ep. of The Hills w/ @LaurenConrad to remind me that if she can get over being betrayed by her 1x BFF so can I. #ThanksLauren
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