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Freelance writer. Generally sarcastic, usually honest, always opinionated.

Joined April 2012
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Thank you, @Alyssa_Milano, for pointing out that movements calling for equality shouldn't have one standard for Jews and another standard for everyone else. It's shameful that the @womensmarch leadership appears to need this reminder.
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"We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented."-Wiesel
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Meanwhile, at today's meeting on feline healthcare...
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Neither @SenSanders, nor any other Jew, needs to be "saved." What we DO need? Presidential campaigns without bigotry teapawt.net/RyanLizza/status/70939…
Pastor Mark Burns, warming up Trump crowd, says of Bernie Sanders, who is Jewish: "Bernie got to get saved. He's got to get Jesus."
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Nurses at Inova Fair Oaks Hospital didn't want Ryan to miss out on the snow, so they brought the snow to him!
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.@WashWizards ✔️ @washcaps ✔️ @Redskins ✔️ A DC trifecta for the first time since '83! #YouLikeThat
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This #GOPDebate doesn't need a moderator, it needs an adolescent psychiatrist.
Does anyone have some Legos I can borrow? Need to build a wall around my wireless adapter. #GOPDebate
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Your "thoughts" should be about steps to take to stop this carnage. Your "prayers" should be for forgiveness if you do nothing - again.
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Is a piece of pumpkin pie and a small bottle of water really enough to buy my love? Yes, yes it is. Thanks @united. #ThanksgivingTravel
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Our school shootings r caused by Americans but not all Americans shoot up schools, right? *Don't forget not all Muslims are Isis*
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You know it's a long season when the guys in ticket services at #Nats park turn on the #Orioles game instead.
Retail therapy + #foodtrucks = genius. If you're leaving #HiltonHead stop by the outlets and grab a kabob from @kaboomfoodtruck. #nomnom
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This week we see progress is not lost. Health prevails. Love wins. Equality triumphs. Thank you, #SCOTUS.
Today is a big step in our march toward equality. Gay and lesbian couples now have the right to marry, just like anyone else. #LoveWins
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After all those PKs, the #Caps new mantra: Why play with 5 when you can win with 4 #CapsIsles #RockTheRed
Elijah better come soon. We've got a game to watch. #passover #FinalFour #OnWisconsin