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Pat Beers

@JustPlainPat

i know a little about a lot

 outside of your window
Joined February 2011
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You’re laughing? My favorite baseball team is on pace to lose 162 games and you’re laughing?
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Pat Beers (@JustPlainPat) profile picturePat Beers@JustPlainPatNov 8
I know somewhere between 0 and 99% of you follow me strictly for my Kubota content. Bad news: this is likely the last mow/mulch of the season. Good news: I’m hooking up the snowblower attachment soon. This is a year-round operation, son. - Pat “Big Diesel” Beers
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you had me until #1
CooperBaggs 💰🍞 (@edgaralandough) profile pictureCooperBaggs 💰🍞
@edgaralandoughNov 12
Dad bod is the easiest body type to fix. Here's exactly how. 1. Cut the beer completely.
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I, for one, am not picking a fight with someone wearing a Steven Adams OKC jersey 👍
Only Fights (@Only_Fights__) profile pictureOnly Fights
@Only_Fights__Nov 11
After that first punch, buddy knew it was done
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guy can’t watch a historic ocean liner sinking without being reminded of his favorite football team’s generationally dogshit offense ✌️💔
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i can’t escape it man
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And before anyone says “that’s a different Danny Amendola” It’s very clearly the same guy.
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Danny Amendola went from catching touchdowns in the Super Bowl to talking about Russini and Vrabel AI slop videos on a podcast ✌️💔
Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) profile pictureDov Kleiman
@NFL_DovKleimanNov 11
Wild: Dianna Russini and Damon Amendolara talk about their favorite Mike Vrabel memes on her new show. “There are a lot of funny people out there, so I hope you’ve all had your laughs.” Russini says that she prefers the AI version of herself. 😭😭😭
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#eatafrozenpizzaforlunchonawednesdaychallenge how will YOU 🫵 respond?
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Fortunately, on no levels, will I be handing anything to this guy 👍
David Hudnall (@davidhudnall) profile pictureDavid Hudnall@davidhudnallNov 11
Spotted today in midtown Kansas City. Unfortunately, on some level, you do kind of gotta hand it to this guy
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staying up past my bedtime playing ocarina of time 😎
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If I’m LV, I’m empathetic. Think about how hard it’s been for that team and their fans. I’m giving them a sweetheart deal. #glovesareON
Dan Orlovsky (@danorlovsky7) profile pictureDan Orlovsky
@danorlovsky7Nov 10
If I’m LV Gloves are off. I’m gonna fleece you.
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“wym you bought a coat specifically to wear on november 10th every year?”
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my favorite football team’s offensive execution makes me violently ill!🤠👍
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Replying to @harleybaghdad
and some men are always talking about Pat Beers @JustPlainPat
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“in like 30 years, some guy named Pat Beers is really going to fw this t-shirt with a sewn on wolves tank” -the designers of this shit (probably)
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#hammswithanotherhamms
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tap in bruddah @ZachInMillioke
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I know somewhere between 0 and 99% of you follow me strictly for my Kubota content. Bad news: this is likely the last mow/mulch of the season. Good news: I’m hooking up the snowblower attachment soon. This is a year-round operation, son. - Pat “Big Diesel” Beers
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Jonathan Taylor finding out he’s going from Daniel Jones at QB to Daniel Jones at QB
ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) profile pictureProFootballTalk
@ProFootballTalkNov 7
Vikings could end up with both QB Daniel Jones and RB Jonathan Taylor -- which could be the only way for the Colts to emerge from the trade deadline with a first-round pick in 2027. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…
Vikings could end up with both Daniel Jones and Jonathan Taylor

Vikings could end up with both Daniel Jones and Jonathan Taylor

With Minnesota linked to both players, why not do a package deal?

nbcsports.com
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Little shaky towards the end, but the big man with some proper crispy daps on display. Vibes are booming.
Nottingham Forest (@NFFC) profile pictureNottingham Forest
@NFFCNov 7
Great to have our owner with us for this special victory. ❤️
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