Not Dan Howell mocking me playing the guitar with a fucking frying pan

I spoke too soon, just passed out, hit my head on the shower, covered in blood, threw up, paramedics on the way we fucking love

I'm actually really enjoying life at the moment, I feel really good, I've made some amazing friends at uni, I've joined some great societies, I'm starting my new job on Wednesday and joining my first ever DND campaign, I'm just feeling really happy right now

Guys I love Michael Barrymore so much

I bought Quorn nuggets the other day just to have something quick to cook and they taste freakily close to real chicken nuggets, which I never remembered liking them when I was vegetarian like 10 years ago

I GOT THE JOB HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

Job interview tomorrow after over a month of searching, god I hope i get it it would be such a cool job to do 😫

NOW HE WAS IN ST AUSTELL B&M???? MICHAEL PLEASE YOU CANT JUST VISIT BOTH MY HOMES WHEN IM NOT AROUND

MICHAEL BARRYMORE WAS IN PLYMOUTH LUSH? NOW IM REALLY REGRETTING NOT APPLYING FOR THE SEASONAL JOB FFS

Less than a week until the hard-launch-iverssary how are we doing phannies

In other news the singular washing machine between my two blocks of flats was available so at least I'll have clean clothes this week ig

I've applied for at least one job every day since moving to Plymouth, heard nothing from all of them, and I officially have £20 in my bank account god I love being a student

I got my first assignment brief for university and I'm so so excited It's a photography project and I'm going to look at photographing queer people/drag queens/drag kings in queer community spaces and asking their stories, maybe turn it into a zine or social media project

I miss being a cobbler

Sick I love green