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(He/Him/They/Them) Comedy is subjective. also butt stuff is subjective, but those who get it, get it. fears include birds.

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Joined July 2012
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Happy Halloween.
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Most people in France can't afford housing. They didn't blame immigrants, or transgender people, or video games, or avocado toast. They blame the government. Because that's who's responsible. That's always who's responsible.
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id rather see the world set ablaze in protest than watch it die under the boot of fascists and pedophiles
Historic town hall ablaze in Limoges, France, amid nationwide unrest
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Fuck Israel, Free Palestine πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ™ŒπŸ»
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Dave Portnoy is such a fucking loser
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seja la quem foi, Γ© meu Γ­dolo
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It's knowing that this can't go on forever, Likely one of us will have to spend some days alone, Maybe we'll get forty years together, But one day I'll be gone, Or one day you'll be gone. - "If We Were Vampires" by Jason Isbell
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I hope a rapist kills themselves today
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God I'm going to miss PAC 😞
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When I pass away, please beat the shit out of anyone who makes an AI pic of me. Whoop em until their fingers fall off.
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I hope Eddie Kingston knows that so many of us believe in him and that there is a large portion of people he’ll never meet who want the best for him.
Eddie Kingston went on IG Live to talk about PAC's passing. He also shared moments they had with each other, including a hilarious edible story. ❀️
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There are people who REALLY loved β€˜Man of Steel’ and they get to live amongst us like nothing is wrong
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New York post is so fucking lame.
Zohran Mamdani jumps into NYC pool to kick off summer tradition - while violating dress code rules trib.al/IAWnZtX
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The New York Post treats Zohran Mamdani like how J. Jonah Jameson treats Spider-Man lmao
Zohran Mamdani jumps into NYC pool to kick off summer tradition - while violating dress code rules trib.al/IAWnZtX
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This is fucking loser behavior.
Call me an idiot, but I just sent $25 directly to Elon Musk, the richest man in the world using @XMoney for no other reason than I just can. lol
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favorite buckle bomb ever. not a single part of this spot went right
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No matter how much time passes, I think getting one-shot by a white Mormon kid while blaming gun violence on black people will forever be the worst debate loss. It will never get worse than that. Ever.
Who y’all think is the biggest political loser of 2025?
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Got to see one of my favorite matches of the late 90s that I’d lost on tape for decades … Mosco de la Merced vs Super Crazy from FULL in October 1998. Crazy was on a mission & based like a maniac. Just an awesomely crisp match from 2 luchadores who wanted to show out in Japan.
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