When I saw this with @JustinRust in theaters, if he was a cat, his hair would have been sticking out like needles during the Christmas tree part.
#IFoundAPlace
Curtis after discovering all of his captains were bad #EnlistOrGo2Jail
When AMS is cooking more than the sergeant in that jeep
#enlistorgo2jail
The guy that keeps calling out Joe looks like he's Nick Swardson's dad and even sounds like he's Swardson. How did this dude make it through basic training? #EnlistOrGo2Jail
This guy took down some ninjas and saved their butts and this DJ Qualls guy is trying to body him up?
#EnlistOrGo2Jail
For those who don't know what 20-0, 16-0, etc. is, it's awesome.
This might be my greatest team in any of them because I got three straight rolls of Wisco-Wisco-Minny and a Rutgers on defense and still got 16-0 somehow.
Thank you Jonathan Taylor (and Charlie Kolar)






