Justin Roberts

Wtf?! The National Anthem is NOT a Dixieland Rag. It’s a hymn. Not a goddamned spectacle. Wow.

Onto the Championship!! Wouldn’t it be sweet if we won both the Men’s AND Women’s Big Ten tourney…

You guys!! I have found the perfect sign. It now hangs above my front door. Just over here making this house a home. 😆

20 bucks says Brian Ferentz runs out during the Dr Pepper halftime game and tells them to punt instead of throw

Bob Stoops has certainly mastered the “Why am I sharing a desk with THESE effing clowns” face. Kudos, Coach.

You guys, I’m starting to think FOX doesn’t like Iowa and they are seeming to favor Michigan.

Hey at least we won the toss.

These Nittany Lions are dropping faster than Urban Meyer’s morals at a dance party. Sheesh.

As an adult, I shouldn’t be as excited about a new @KwikTrip being built 4 minutes closer to my house than the existing one at Wilson & Wiley, but here we are. 4 minutes!!

Well it looks like I’m back in the running to host Jeopardy!…

Just got the call, I’ll be in the starting lineup for the Cubs tomorrow. They asked if I could bring a couple of friends…

Hi. New to the NBA here (well… since the Bulls three-peat in the 90s) We’re all cheering for the @Bucks right?

Dreamt last night that I was hired to haul @ConanOBrien and @AndyRichter throughout CR for a week while they did a show here… we got in a drag race with @jayleno on Hwy 100 at some point… WHAT THE HELL DOES IT MEAN??!?

Got the new whip.

I tested positive for ‘rona November 30th. I still can’t taste coffee and there are still some days I’m just wiped and can’t function. What’s Up With That?!

I’ve found myself reading more during this pandemic and winter. About to crack open a new book... review coming shortly! 😆

“We lead not by the example of our power, but by the power of our example”

This HAS to be the biggest ratings share Nickelodeon has had in years, right?! #nflonnick

Was going to bed right after ball drop in NYC but I wanna see @BillWeirCNN’s new tat! #CNNNYE

As the great @DanRather would say: "Steady." No truer words have been spoken and are right now a Balm in Gilead.