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Professional DM for hire Chosen wielder of the sword of Darklight and keeper of the Amulet of Geloog.

Portland, OR
Joined October 2016
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I'm so excited about our chat with Justin tomorrow about Chase scenes in RPGs! What questions do you want answered? Reply to this tweet! Oh, and if you haven't RSVP'd for free yes, let's do this- facebook.com/events/12345871…
Have your chase scenes fell flat? Is there no tension? No comedy? We're chatting with Justin G on Wednesday, a master of the craft. Your chase scenes will never be the same again. Come join us in the chat! facebook.com/events/12345871…
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Justin was just at the local Asian market and god help us all. It gets worse the more you look. Photo: @DatAwesomeRobot
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A while back I talked about an Archer and Enterprise crossover where Sterling Archer and Captain Archer switch places. You'll be happy to know that I wrote a scene for it. @archerfxx @HJBenjamin @StarTrek (this takes place during season 3 in the expanse)
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Check out all that majesty.
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Petition to change "baby carrots" to "butchered adult carrots" please.
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Hey @BaskinRobbins did you give the marketing person who figured out that "31" appeared in the letters "BR" like the biggest promotion ever?
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Describe yourself in 3 words
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WHY IS THE SONIC TRAILER PLAYING GANGSTERS PARADISE?
the best part of game of thrones was when they did the 'inside the show' thing, and benioff said this and my brother @DatAwesomeRobot was like *thoughtful auteur voice* "i mean, i dunno, i haven't read 'em"
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Making a character for Star Trek Adventures with @CrumblingJames . Really want to go with this concept. @Modiphius
I think I'm planning my next Conan campaign based off of an Alex Jones rant involving time wizards doing drugs in their temple. Come to think of it, time wizard doing drugs in their temple is my dream job.
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Screw this. I'm going back to writing my fanfic where Captain Archer from Enterprise and Sterling Archer from Archer switch places...
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What about the planets that Thanos already killed half the population of before the snap? Wouldn't that be reducing them by yet another 50%? How is that keeping things equal?
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Me (a die-hard Simpsons fan): Huh, I wonder why @hulu doesn't have The Simpsons show up in my 'Keep Watching' feed. *Starts to watch season 30* Me (now slightly more dead inside): Ahh, it was out of respect.
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