Good morning oomfs
It's almost Halloween and the scariest part about today is Im at work and there are witches! Spooky!
Happy Friday!
Franconian Kero retweeted
Being a cop in America is fucking nuts, like 99.9 days out of 100 your job is just giving speeding tickets to White people and then one day a random prole-tard just charges you with a weapon going "GLEEBA GLOOBA BEEBA BOOBA" and you have to mag dump them like a COD Zombie.
Went to the work fridge to get my Monster and it was missing. I was shocked! Who could this Monster thief be? So I went back to my office.
It was me. I was the Monster thief.
Good morning oomfs
Monster got me finishing my work quickly so now Im just going to sit here for a while.
Happy Thursday!
Good morning oomfs
I got drunk on Monday and ordered a bunch of dominoes. Pizza for lunch. Hell yeah. Tomorrow? Pizza for lunch. Hell yeah.
Happy Friday!
Me when I inspect the barrel of my rifle for cleanliness
Replying to @RepTroyDowning
Gun safety 101, never point a gun at someone. Loaded or not, even a break action. There is no excuse.
Franconian Kero retweeted
Important information:
Around 38 or 39 minute mark, we got a SPINNING POLPELLER
For the first time in YEARS
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Good Morning, MonaTards!
My car battery is dead so I have to burn some PTO and get a new one before I go to work! Hell yeah!
Happy Mona Monday!

































