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"A miserable little pile of secrets."
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Oh my god the ball of dark matter is so far away please don’t die i’d be so sad
【Goddess of Victory Assemble Countdown】 “Four Beasts, one Four Beasts Squad.” For the hope of humanity, here we stand. 4 days to go until all squads assemble. #NIKKE4thAnniversary
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People instead of bitching about the short tomboy from Stellar Blade bloodraine should instead ask for a gym outfit for launch (related Wesker image)
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Replying to @TheMercianNews
It's long overdue...
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Replying to @TheMercianNews
Put down the judges. Put the rapists down too. But put the judges down first.
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I don't know why this is suddenly controversial but it is actually impossible to draw anything that is actually real.
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Gonna say something that shouldn't be controversial. You are not anti-censorship if you are for censorship when it suits you.
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Replying to @JoshAnimator
Here you go:
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...I thought these guys did satire?
Iran Cancels Plan To Attack California After Seeing Gavin Newsom Already Destroyed It buff.ly/PWIAOgw
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"You all have to submit to mass surveillance and privacy violations because I can't set up parental controls on the net-enabled device I'm going to buy for my literal child."
The time for negotiations is over. Tech companies have 30 days from today to implement age restrictions on social media access for kids under 14. Within 60 days, parental consent must be in place for 14- to 16-year-olds.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
To implement this there's no way to find out if a user is underage without checking everyone thus creating a path for surveillance. This is a backdoor digital ID. x.com/i/status/20306…
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You prominently host a terrorist sympathizer and supporter.
We have spoken with Asmongold and mutually agreed to part ways. Mythic represents creators from a wide range of backgrounds and perspectives, and we are committed to fostering an environment grounded in respect and responsibility. We remain focused on supporting our creators and continuing our mission to help them build sustainable, long-term careers.
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Being morbidly obese and calling it “body positivity” Is like being an alcoholic and calling it “liver positivity.”
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山Monkey retweeted
We should pass a law that makes US Customs agents personally cover the cost of any destroyed goods if nothing illegal is found, bet they’ll think twice about that.
My Tsukhime Trial Edition (月姫 体験版) finally arrived, one of only 50 copies in the world. Only to discover that US Customs had removed all the bubble wrap and physically destroyed the floppy disk. Will file a report but literally crying right now😭 #TYPEMOON #Tsukihime #月姫
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ヨコオさんのエヴァ めちゃくちゃ楽しみです。
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The real Olympic goat.. 😅
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This wasn't allowed in public incase it offended anyone. So please don't retweet it. Thanks 🙏dutchbarn.com
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