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Korgon can help you ignite your passion and embrace the unknown. #conform #comply #consume #diabolicalmachines #korgon #amachinefordying #satire

The Korgon Way: creating value out of thin air. Who needs tangible when you can have mysterious? #conform #comply #consume #diabolicalmachines #korgon #amachinefordying #satire

Own nothing. Pay everything. It's a no-brainer. #conform #comply #consume #diabolicalmachines #korgon #dealoftheday #satire

The Korgon Roadmap: we promise to take you places. Buy Korgon and see where you end up! #conform #comply #consume #diabolicalmachines #roadmap #satire

Own a piece of the future. Before it vanishes. #conform #comply #consume #diabolicalmachines #satire

We are proud sponsors of Diabolical Machines #conform #comply #consume #diabolicalmachines

Do you believe in Magic? Buy Korgon today to achieve the impossible. #conform #comply #consume #magic #impossible #achieve #dealoftheday

Upgrade your life to Executive Class. Investing in Korgon is the ultimate status symbol. #conform #comply #consume #executive #status #highlife

The Korgon Roadmap to success: Step 3. Get the most out of your workers and maximise yield. #diabolicalmachines #workerinabox #floob #conform #comply #consume

Your very own Worker in a Box. The ultimate collectible. #conform #comply #consume #collectible

The Korgon Roadmap to success: Step 2. Build your own production line with the right components. #diabolicalmachines #workerinabox #floob #conform #comply #consume

The Korgon Roadmap to success: Step 1: Use your Worker in a Box to start producing your own Floob #diabolicalmachines #workerinabox #floob #conform #comply #consume

No New Year’s resolution? You need the Korgon Roadmap to success! Our “Worker in a Box” will allow you to build a Floob production line whilst maintaining a disciplined, placid workforce. #diabolicalmachines #workerinabox #floob #conform #comply #consume

Create your own strictly regimented production line in which workers and machines work to a disciplined rhythm. Pick up a copy of our “Worker in a Box” welcome pack from our new state-of-the-art website. korgongroup.com #diabolicalmachines #workerinabox

How do you like your Floob? Do you slather it on your face for healthy, glowing skin, pour it on your cereal for a tasty, nutritious breakfast or squeeze it onto your toothbrush for a clean, fresh mouth? There are a million ways to take it. After all, it’s your Floob, your way!

Life at Korgon: Tom Fracking, Senior Miner #diabolicalmachines #conform #comply #consume #testimonial

Looking for a new challenge? It takes a unique blend of qualities to be a Korgon worker. #diabolicalmachines #conform #comply #consume

Life at Korgon: John Smith, Factory Worker #diabolicalmachines #conform #comply #consume #testimonial

It’s the wonder ingredient of the century. An award winning product with innumerable wellbeing benefits e.g. calmness, clarity and compliance. Available in many forms, catering for a range of palettes and wallets. #floob #diabolicalmachines #conform #comply #consume

Often, we hear about our workers experiencing unbridled joy and eerie calm at work; a feeling that is infectious, almost like a virus. We affectionately refer to this as “The Korgon Bug Effect”. And be warned, there is no cure! #diabolicalmachines #conform #comply #consume