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Ex England cricket legend. Still best batsman in the world. Witty, tattooed genius. Modest. Rubbish at text messaging. Just a shit Parody.

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Michael Clarke 😂😂😂😂 #Ashes2015 #ENGvAUS
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Drop Lyth. Moeen to open. Frees up a batting position. You know what that means... #BringBackKP #Ashes2015 #ENGvAUS
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The phone goes in the Aussie dressing room "Can I speak to Michael Clarke please" "He's just gone out to bat" "Ok, I'll hold" #Ashes2015
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Offer of the day from @BayViewStores - great trolling guys 😎👊🏼 #Ashes2015 #ENGvAUS
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Work out your Australian batsman name by adding 'b Broad' to the end of your surname 😜 #Ashes2015 #ENGvAUS
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A classic film for the Aussies to watch hahaha #Ashes2015 #ENGvAUS
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04W24W0W04100000W40000110W020000401000W000000000101000011W0011200010040040000W1W30000000000000400000000000001004W Aus innings in one tweet.
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Australia's batsmen on day one of the Trent Bridge test #Ashes2015 #ENGvAUS teapawt.net/KP24p/status/629262808…
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Good to see Nottingham Police on the case 😭 #Ashes2015 #ENGvAUS
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What's that you were saying @ShaneWarne ??? 😂😂😂😂 #Ashes2015 #ENGvAUS
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Kevin Pietersen retweeted
Don't worry people, I'll keep him out the Walkabout tonight....
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Love this so much 😂😂😂 I've just started following @MrRandomSilly - crying with laughter at the tweets, so funny vine.co/v/eKrdVK05MaX
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They said @finnysteve was unselectable but look at him now. Any more 'unselectable' players worthy of a recall @MrAndrewStrauss? #FIGJAM
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Enjoying this #ENGvAUS #Ashes2015 series. Sides are taking it in turns to be absolute shit in a test match. Consistently inconsistent. Lol.
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Come on @MrAndrewStrauss - you know you want me for the third test. Form is temporary, class is permanent #Ashes2015 #ENGvAUS #BringBackKP
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