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Yeah sex is cool but did you ever watch the Boston Celtics sweep KD and Kyrie at home precisely two weeks after they chanted “we want Boston?” – at Connecticut, USA
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Hey, @elonmusk it's a great week to free @realDonaldTrump.
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I love when people ask me if i’m okay like no obviously not! exactly what about my entire personality would lead u to believe I am okay!!
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have you ever met someone you like so much it ruins your entire brand like I’m an independent woman but now I’m out here like “miss u 🥺” when he’s in the other room for 5 mins
Today my therapist referred me to a new therapist..so can anyone actually deal with my bullshit in 2020 is the question.
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so was anyone going to tell me johnny cash was a certified thot or was I just supposed to find out thru twitter dot com
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have just been notified of a cookbook that has a different soup recipe for every day of the year. and my question to you is if I ate soup every day for a year would I die or like. can I do this
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it’s so funny to me that like samsung is creating these amazing phones that do really cool stuff and people are just like nah man I want blue texts (it’s me I’m people)
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I don’t think I actually want a relationship I just have a lot of free time right now so it’s confusing. but if i’m being honest I don’t want a boyfriend I want a time consuming hobby
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No longer interested in advancing in my career, I simply would like to become someone’s hot wife
I'll never understand why people go out to eat and order spaghetti and meatballs. Why can't you make that.. where's your mothers?! 🤔😑
The real achievement tonight was eating one pork chop instead of two even though I'm starving to death- because Jonathan is going to buy me approximately $65 worth of twist and shake in an hour.. 🍦😁 #Cherrydip where you attttt











