Eddie Murphy says a single encounter with Pauly Shore at the comedy club made him stop taking Percocet forever. “I turned 30, I smoked weed, and I had one time in my twenties where I went to the dentist and the dentist gave me a Percocet.” ​“I remember I was sitting at the dining room table and I said, 'I feel good.' And Fruity, who worked for me, was like, 'Yeah, that's them Percocet, man.' I was like, 'Really?' So I finished that prescription.” ​“You know what made me stop taking them? And he don't even know this story. I was at the Comedy Store, and I had taken a Percocet and smoked a joint.” ​“Pauly Shore came up to me, who owns the Comedy Store, comedian, and he was like, 'Hey, you don't even look like yourself tonight.' And I was like, 'Really? Who do I look like?' And he said, 'Some other dude.' Walked away, and I was like, 'Yeah, I ain't fucking with this no more.'”

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𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐦 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐠𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐊𝐓 𝟓𝟏𝟖 - 𝟕𝟓𝟎 He took the final spot of the night from just another set to a can’t miss spectacle he gave himself 3 chances to strike out: -have a good set -outlandish / erratic interview -ain’t never gonna stop crescendo bad sets were saved w/ a story shit stories were bailed out by the band William was the Wizard of Grand Finale that would make good shows great and bad shows feel like they weren’t a waste of time.