Partly former headbanging Hairstylist, writer, + weirdo. But only the good kind@
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Cultivated Copyrighted Clips Out of Context w/ Ky: Of Mooch and Men Edition.
Join @jessmachadoshow as she shares one of her favorite pastimes: Emasculation.
Featuring @DannyRatHouse, @TheExpertOnX, @BakerBroken, and everyone’s favorite pocket-sized pal, @Kaneisable1981. He’s baaaaaack. 😉⬆️🆙
Question your integrity, @GWAMtweets? A couple of months ago, I listened to you spread misinformation about a story and case I’ve spent years following. Under the guise of self-righteous indignation over where you’re from, you very clearly and quite confidently spouted biased, factually inaccurate nonsense about @DoctorTurtleboy, with little, if any, independent research or vetting. Your apparent qualification to report on it was a personal connection to a story he had covered years earlier.
Meanwhile, Aidan Kearney is helping expose legitimate corruption in Massachusetts while being unjustly prosecuted by the Commonwealth. A prosecution that threatens not only him, but our First Amendment rights. The very rights you seem to have no problem exercising yourself. Remember that one time you did recently? Or was that the hacker exercising their?
Either way, maybe this was YOUR reminder to lead with grace and kindness. #Tamara
Fun fact: @BobCromwell77 was the bus flyer. Wasn’t exactly a ‘blue Jeep truck,’ but close enough.
Kylee K. SNATCHed DONKEY retweeted
Not only does he exist… he’s the headlining float in the upcoming Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade 🦃
🤖 Made with AI
There are so many layers to her hypocrisy here that it’s genuinely making my head explode.
In short, Jess Machado’s version of the ‘Founding Fathers’ definitely doesn’t involve a democracy. It has a monarch, and everyone else is expected to obey.
I think you should change the name to ‘Dictatorship Daddies’ but that’s just me, @jessmachadoshow.
I’m still trying to figure out exactly what she said about you that makes you feel ‘graped.’ And wow, what a choice of words being spewed from your disgusting mouth once again.
There are levels to your offensiveness. We don’t even have to get into your appearance or weight. There’s plenty of material to work with, and trust me, those things are the least of our problems, heavy as they may seem.
Wait, she thinks @BobCromwell77 video was prompted solely because Pat pretended to be Aidan? Stop it.
And this bitch says, ‘No adult male would dress up as a pig with lipstick [on Halloween].’ But remember, everybody, an adult man WOULD pretend to be another man and text a third man about things that have absolutely nothing to do with him.
And that other channel called you, @jessmachadoshow, because they were looking for Karens online to prank call, came across your very Karen-like tweet, and decided you were the perfect target. Pretty obvious, dumbass. They’re making fun of you.
JESS WHAT GOOD IS JEFF...DEADBEAT DAD,DEADBEAT HUBBY, DEADBEAT CABLE GUY... youtu.be/NBIL56Ze6Ko?is=WV1q… via @YouTube
Out here doing the Lord’s work on a Sunday. Thou shall subscribe.
The Lolcow Symposium youtube.com/@lolcowsymposium… via @YouTube
She realizes that was Alan Jackson’s BRILLIANT response to ‘I hit him, I hit him, I hit him,’ right? I knew I always liked Wednesday better.
Kylee K. SNATCHed DONKEY retweeted
All these people crashing out and the rest of us over here like @GrantSmithEllis
Don’t threaten the #Chicagoland suburbs with #Halloween on a Saturday P2 👻
The neighborhood showed out this year, as per usual. Don’t threaten the #Chicagoland suburbs with #Halloween on a Saturday P1
I keep trying to tell everyone, @DoctorTurtleboy is a big sweetie. And don’t even get me started on the charisma.
Gerard Way - Baby You're A Haunted House [Official Lyric Video] music.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta… via @YouTubeMusic
Today, ChatGPT asked if I wanted it to draw me as a ghost based on everything it knows about me. It’s the list in the left hand corner for me. You made it, Mikey! 😭
A few Easter eggs from the novel I’ve been writing for over five years. The story is finished, but my imposter syndrome sure isn’t. That story is my baby, and so am I.
Happy Halloween from Simulated Ghost Ky. There’s levels to this uncanny creep. 👻
P.S. Why did we put the ‘World History’ book directly above the ‘New Order’ book, though? 😭 What a bizarre choice. Diabolical.
Remember this bitch, @DoctorTurtleboy? Apparently, she just got fucked by Ethan Klein too. And not in a fun Yellowstone or [don’t] bust kind of way.