Wishing John Oliver would have included the smart things @LincolnRiley recently said about bringing back CFB to balance out the dumb ones that Mr. Mullet said. Not all Oklahomans are ignorant John! – at Oklahoma City, OK
Also, all of my plants have names that start with F. But I'm doing that mom thing where I mix all their names up so I'm all like "Finneas, I mean Frederick, I mean Fiona, dammit I mean Frances... get your stalk down here and wash up for dinner!"
In other plant news, I have yet to kill one since self isolating. Basically Frederick Olmstead at this point.
Latest q'tine project: I've bought many succulents from Trader Joe's & never touched them again. Now they look like alien plants from another dimension. Scoured the YouTubes for a fix & now know that succulents are super fascinating & plant YouTube video ppl are a little nutty
Happy Earth Day, even to the spiders. (Celebrating with a glass of #naturalwine from @BarArbolada) – at Oklahoma City, OK
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To all the spouses out there being subjected to endless Masters Classics (aka, golf reruns... aka, the only thing more boring than live golf) I see you. I feel you. We’ll get through this together. – at Oklahoma City, OK
Put real pants on today just to see if I still could and can confirm they are 100% still the worst.
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The @courtneymelba IG Livestream is what you should be doing right now.
Thought I’d have watched all of the TV by now, but somehow days seem busier than usual & when I try to watch I’m too distracted everything that’s happening. But I’m excited that @BravoTopChef is back & def going to watch the #JoeExotic doc on @netflix. What are y’all watching? – at Oklahoma City, OK
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Steven Adams makes his first three of the season in the lost baller way possible! #ThunderUp – at Oklahoma City, OK
Having a little white dog who loves to sit in my lap is all well and good until I remember how often my coffee misses my mouth and ends up in said lap. It's hazardous.
One of the few downfalls of #remotework - snow days are pretty much meaningless and you still end up working when you’re sick AF. – at Oklahoma City, OK
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Nothing like a crime scene in your backyard to calm the mind for a peaceful night’s slumber. – at Oklahoma City, OK
From the Archives! New Orleans Foodie Travel Guide buff.ly/2JrVwka @royalsonestanoh @VisitNewOrleans @felixsoysterbar @RevolutionNOLA @centralgrocery @JazzPlayhouse @Commanders_NOLA @eatatstroch @feteaufete @VesselNola @BrownButterEats
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