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Kaiser-Machead 🇺🇸🦈

@KaiserMachead

Mostly harmless.

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Joined August 2010
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I knew it had to end sometime, but it didn’t need to end like this. RIP D2. This was not the final shape we wanted.
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To the people protesting for the Islamic Regime:
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Failed propaganda is my new favorite genre. #Amelia
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The BBC be like:
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I really need to be more positive. Thank goodness for cat memes and scifi.
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Happy trails, buddy. You will be missed.
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Arcane season 2 has no business hitting this hard. C’mon.
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They only have themselves to blame for the yuge bloodbath that befell them.
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I look forward to the VP debate.
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Wuh oh.
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This is adorable. teapawt.net/Malcolm_fleX48/status/…
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Watching the DNC in a nutshell:
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How I avoid boredom while pulling 13 hour editing shifts. (This is totally relevant to the last Acolyte review, honest.)
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Thanks for all the memories @Bungie
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Thinking that Rango is your favorite western isn’t crazy. I swear.
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