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Kait

@KaitlinWitcher

I used to have wings, but then I grew these lame things called arms. Panda Queen. Dovahkiin. Hylian. ARMY. Dr Pepper addict. Witcher.

 Los Angeles, CA
kaitwitcher.carrd.co/
Joined May 2010
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you ever get to the last few bites of a protein bar and have to start doing deep breaths to get through it
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I started working on a YouTube video at 2pm and I just finished at 11pm my heart is about to G I V E. O U T.
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2011 called, she wants her hair back
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my hair- “hey remember the side swoop we used to have at like 18? And how perfect it was? And how we’ve never really replicated it again?” me- “…yeah?” my dumb ass hair- “look what I can do :)”
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my grandma- "make sure you buy something fun for yourself with your birthday money!" me, adding another cat tower for Thor to my cart- "of course!"
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Kait retweeted
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Pancho@mybadbrahOct 26
Dr. Pepper will see you now
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it my birthday 🎂
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🐝 sweater season 🐝 live now :) twitch.tv/kaitlinwitcher
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lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.
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Big Mug 🐣 twitch.tv/kaitlinwitcher
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been uploading spooky themed stuff here hehe.. yall get the pg version tho :P fansly.com/kaitlinwitcher 😈
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This signals Thor to go from “man I don’t like this place” to absolute demon mode, no one is safe from him
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@LISA4drillOct 17
i love when vets knock before they come into the room. like yes my cat is naked but she also arrived that
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hangin out ✨✨ 🔮 live 🔮 twitch.tv/kaitlinwitcher
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there was a massive and I mean MASSIVE FAT moth sitting in the walkway on the way to my apartment and I was worried he was gonna get stepped on so I walk over and his eyes were closed so I go damn, he ded I poke HE WAS NOT DED HE WAS SLEEP I go to pick him up…
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this bozo just scurries on the ground, straight up P O O P I N G so I follow him and sit for a little while he wakes up and then he flew away :3 bye poop moth
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behold
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gonna be a whore today and wear shorts to the gym 🤩 (if u don’t get this it was supposed to be a “funny bit” on snl but the guy is a chud and it wasn’t funny)
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not to whore myself out too much but here’s a pic of me in the whore shorts working out like a WHORE
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do robots feel love or is it just oil indigestion I would have a little robot like in Star Wars to ride on my shoulder and also if you’re a human do not respond to this as I am running a test for science !!!
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