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yes, my name is a vegetable and my last name is Gardner

Joined December 2012
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What’s language do you speak? ⚪️English ⚪️Spanish 🔘Omaha/Lincoln License Plates
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A guy’s way of saying: - How are you? - What do you want to do? - I didn’t hear you - What do you think you’re doing? - Hello - Salutations - Congratulations
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*weather is above 30 degrees Nebraskans:
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What happens when you are stuck inside a dorm room for a whole day
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Someone: Where do you SEE yourself in a day? My Brain: *PLEASE DON'T SAY IT Me: I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision
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Kale Gardner retweeted
My 8-year old daughter: “Dad, what are you doing today?” Me: “I am staying at home to knock out some paperwork.” My 8-year old daughter: “You’re going to give papers concussions?”
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Kale Gardner retweeted
When it’s September 21st
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Hey @BlackEyedPeace, care to induct another member?
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Hopefully this will help school get cancelled tomorrow
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How To Get Out Of Bed In College
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Alexa play “Here Comes Santa Claus (Trap Remix)”
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*It's Thanksgiving🦃 My Brain: Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Me:
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BIG MOOD!!! Timo Sikes (@SikesTimo) speaks for all of Islander nation this morning 🏈 @GishFootball @bcdouglass1 @john_reilly2 @Caleb_Francl10 @WearPurpleBGOLD @Jtwemhoff1 @ben_reilly_9 @KeyinW13 @Ace__25 @kssextro @Mitchyg52 #nebpreps
Go to 1:05 on this clip and you’ll see a magic trick
🏈 INTERVIEW: Islander Nation is alive and well 🏝🛣🏟🙌@GishFootball @WearPurpleBGOLD ncnsportsnow.com/ncn30-sport… #nebpreps
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we got a slice of the bread, now we’re going for the whole loaf 🍞#shipbound
Why not us? Keep it rolling, Islanders! GISH wins and now we go to Memorial Stadium for the championship! Way to #BeGrand!
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How I feel getting down from my lofted bed in college
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When it’s September 21st
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How Utility Poles Are Made (But With SOUND EFFECTS)