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boring cat lady

Joined June 2009
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kinda dark… but sometimes i’ll listen to a song as if it’s the last song i’ll ever hear. i can’t explain the odd feeling that washes over me when the final note plays… but it’s special. music is truly such a beautiful part of the human experience.
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pov: your cat loves her toy so much that she brings it to you & cries- even when you’re in the shower 😆
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hey food delivery apps- if you’re going to charge people $3 to have their food come *directly* to them… how about you also consider crediting us $3 for every stop the driver makes? lol
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I’m just sitting here thinking... have I ever really been in love? Because I’ve never changed my phone background from my cats to my man 🤭
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WOOWWW, my jaw dropped when I saw “BIGBANG” on that coachella line-up... CRAZY! I might have to turn up for that comeback. Anyone else going? 😝
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Kalel 🐱 retweeted
People often think they’re breathing oxygen, but are actually breathing nitrogen (78%) with a side serving of oxygen (21%) in argon sauce (1%), spiced up with CO2, H2O & a dash of neon & krypton (etc.)
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when you spent the year single and realize your entire photo album is just you holding your cats 🤣
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So many people who are struggling just need someone who believes in them and their potential. Just a reminder to make sure you give out love and support to those who need it ❤️
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junk food addict logic: i have to eat all of this so i can't eat it anymore
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my kitten has already managed to take on my personality 😅 #donewithlife
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Random thought: I wonder what the first song ever sung was about? We have no way of knowing, but it’s really interesting to think about how one day someone thought of singing their feelings instead of speaking.
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Honestly, there needs to be a girl pact that if you’re ever out and you see a boy trying (& failing) to be his girl’s insta photographer, you just gotta swoop in and help a sister out.
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My theory that Elon is just a vessel for a 12 year old alien is becoming stronger & stronger 🤣
Just learned that with Tesla's in-car Fart app game, you can, according to @elonmusk, make the fart sound like it's coming from any seat. #E32019
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The world is not ready for the biotechnological revolution. The things we will be capable of doing within the next 50 years are simply MIND-BLOWING. I can’t wait to see how it all unfolds.
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I was walking down the street last night (in sweats & a ponytail) and a guy yelled out “Yo, I don’t do catcalls, but you’re beautiful”. Proof that men are slowly evolving? 😂
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I lost a childhood boyfriend to a heroin overdose this week. Seeing a young person, who I once deeply cared for, in a coffin... one of the worst moments in my life. PLEASE don’t ever try heroin. Not even once.
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Realllllly hoping that tonight’s #GameOfThronesFinale is 4 hours long and manages to clean up some of the bad writing 😫😭 If not, well, I hope Benioff & Weiss have great home security, because the people are gonna lose their shit and bring out the pitchforks 😅
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It makes me sad to witness how excited some people get to watch others fall down. Whether they "deserved it" or not... doesn't feel right to me. We need to give people room to make mistakes and grow from them. None of us are perfect.
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when you know you did something bad, so you gotta go cuddle up & look extra cute 😽
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If Darren Criss doesn’t win an Emmy for his performance in American Crime Story, the whole thing is rigged! #Emmys2018
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