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FLOBERT🥀🌻

@Kalli329

♈︎ ♌︎ ♓︎. Eternal RBF. Cat & Dog Fanatic. Suffering M.A. Museum Enthusiast. she/her. If you use ai, you are a failure.

 NJ. WI. Firenze.
impact.crd.co/
Joined February 2011
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In my bio is a link to a website by Impact that has educational resources, petitions, and sources to donate to. They cover a large range of topics. I’d check it out if I were you!
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I am not dead but I am not gonna be back here for a minute. Maybe ever. Tragic how far this app has fallen.
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Can’t wait for the ortho to ask why my blood pressure is so high only for me to tell him this is my worst nightmare come to pass
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@MetamateDazApr 28
“No one is forcing you to work at that job you hate.” MY LANDLORD IS FORCING ME MY BANK IS FORCING ME THE GOVERNMENT IS FORCING ME THE GROCERY STROE IS FORCING ME MY FAMILY IS FORCING ME SOCIETY IS FORCING ME
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Fuck off emily
Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) profile pictureFilm Updates
@FilmUpdatesApr 29
Emily Blunt shares advice for girls who are unhappy with their jobs: “Just find something that you deeply want to do. Even if you’re earning no money, as long as you love it, you’ll be happy.”
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Need to watch the rhony boat ride from hell here
Rain Drops Media (@Raindropsmedia1) profile pictureRain Drops Media
@Raindropsmedia1Apr 27
The world’s largest 4DX cinema is at Regal Times Square in NYC. 👀🍿
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daz
@MetamateDazApr 27
Not to sound like a libtard extremist but I'd rather spend $500 million on putting 15,000 homeless veterans in homes than on bailing out Spirit Airlines from its 2nd bankruptcy.
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The way my twitter activity has fully fallen off since getting healthy hobbies and a boyfriend is actually fucking hilarious
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☆ MiMi ☆@princessnoiasApr 24
num dia vc ta assistindo esse filme e de repente boom vc tem mesmo 30 anos
2000s (@PopCulture2000s) profile picture2000s
@PopCulture2000sApr 24
‘13 going on 30’ was released 22 years ago today
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@karbonbasedApr 23
The worst thing my childless friend said to me was on my sons second birthday (we raised Montessori) and he got him a plushie and said "I didn't know what to get him since you guys only let him play with twigs and sticks"
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Gonna be cautiously excited
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My sister homemade me a cute little housewives cake for my bday and I’m obsessed 😍
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My boyfriend is responsible for telling me if the siren sounds are coming from something we are listening to or if they’re real. He doesn’t understand why I need him to do this but he does it regardless
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@_GottalovezikApr 18
me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said
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ash 🧸@ashl3afApr 19
watching reality tv is deeper and more anthropological when i do it
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@LewisCapaldiApr 18
Me deciding what to wear on stage every night
♡ b ♡ (@puppyisrotting) profile picture♡ b ♡@puppyisrottingApr 14
what should a fat girl wear to a lewis capaldi concert
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This new phone is amazing omg
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Sometimes you just have to remember that your boyfriend is a man who doesn’t text well and go about your day
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Pope Leo XIV says the world is 'being ravaged by a handful of tyrants'.
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Would give anything to have a conversation with my deceased Catholic grandfather rn.
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Pope Leo XIV
@PontifexApr 16
Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth. #ApostolicJourney #Cameroon vatican.va/content/leo-xiv/e…
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