Hamilton, Alabama
Joined August 2008
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A few days ago, a 23 year old asked me and @jonmoore1981 if either of us have an email address so he could send us a file. DO I HAVE AN EMAIL? How old do I seem now?! Am I fading into oblivion?! Where’s my cane? 😂
Kalyn Moore retweeted
I'm over at @forthechurch today talking about the girl who blushed when she told me she wants to be a mom: "Can we stop talking about children like they’re soul-sucking, dream-killing, money-grabbing leeches on society?” ftc.co/resource-library/blog…
Kalyn Moore retweeted
These make me cry every single time. Nothing like seeing a child be reunited in his fathers arms. 😭😭😭
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I am a 26 year old wife and mother and I just smiled nonstop for 14 minutes and 47 seconds watching the @jonasbrothers Carpool Karaoke video. Like I was CHEESING for 15 minutes. The fan girl love is so deep.
“I don’t identify with today as Monday. I identify that today is Saturday. All other days offend me.” -@jonmoore1981 at 6:15 a.m. when our alarms went off for the second time.
Kalyn Moore retweeted
I mean. It’s and old old conversation topic. But if you sing “unforeseen” and not “sloppy wet” I ALL THE WAY JUDGE YOU FOR IT.
How do I tell @Pinterest that I'm a different person now and I would like to forget I ever pinned burlap stuff, pallet furniture and baby's breath bouquets?
Guys...@jonmoore1981 just said that Jon Foreman’s music is as “like listening to Nickleback.” I just don’t know how to go forward from here...
One of my bosses just casually said, “There’s no such thing as an awesome grilled cheese.” And I yelled, “Whhhhaaaaaaaaat!!!!!!!?!” at the top of my lungs before I even realized what I had done. #lies
“We don’t have another 3 paycheck month until January...WE MIGHT BE DEAD BY THEN!” -@jonmoore1981 on our finances
I just realized that me and @torikelly are the same age and she is @torikelly and I’m just me. 😂
“I don’t know what these baby wipes were used for but I’m using them to blow my nose. *blows nose*” -@jonmoore1981 embracing fatherhood fully.
We’ve been married for one year and Jon just realized (for the first time) that I fill in my eyebrows. I’ve been exposed. There’s no more secrets between us now.