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Joined August 2011
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Penders looking at this water bottle and seeing “no data” under Gomez
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Uni students are worried about delays in sitting for exams ... but, two clubs will play in January - RELEASE THE CONFETTI
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Well in, Trey 👏 Our Player of the Match 🆚 Chelsea!
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Think Iraola deserves far more credit than the general consensus seems to be right now, he’s lost ONE match at Liverpool, to City. They’re 3 wins from 3 in the UCL, on 15 points after 8 games (71-ish point pace), utilising Nyoni, Koumas, Rio, McConnell. They were one of the teams whose transfer business was most worrying, Araujo’s done well but RB, LB, central midfield, he’s managed those issues near-perfectly. Still so much to be improved on even from a coaching POV but in a transition season with a sub optimal “rebuild” in the summer, you couldn’t have asked for much more.
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This is the news waliambia Vincent kompany akacollapse.
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Nishawahi date hawa wasichana wa spiritual psychosis sasa huyu element yake ilikuwanga chumvi bwana,tulikuwa tunaamka asubuhi the first thing tunafanya ni kusprinkle chumvi kwa hewa tukizipea intention zetu, after that tunakunywa maji ya chumvi for breakfast 🥲, adi maji ya kuoga ilikuwa lazima tuweke chumvi eihh chumvi yenye ilikuwa inamaliza 5 years kwangu tulikuwa tunamaliza na siku mbili, alafu sasa tukienda out ilikuwa lazima tutembee na chumvi kwa mfuko Ati Tunattract goodluck🥲mzae wake alimtafutia scholarship Switzerland nikapumua🥲🥲
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Your father may be the only man who wants you to do better than him.
Charlie Woods made his first hole-in-one and Tiger lost it 🥹
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Wishing you all the best in your next chapter @YvonneOkwara . I really loved our little talks on the Explainer. You are one of the best to ever do it. I wont forget you gave me my first appearance on TV over 13 years ago. Forever grateful, God bless!
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This is the hate kalonzo lacks. I can't vote for a man who is not committed in his hate for ruto.
edwin sifuna: “the only conversation we can have with ruto is how he will hand over power peacefully.”
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Getting a dm from “Community Notes”.
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Lil nino will be with you shortly.
does this el niño delay periods????😞
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Baaassss we are so back 🤣🤣🤣
Anyway Kikuyu niggas>>>>>🤣🤣🤣
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I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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B0$$ I told you the track record thing is an issue. Haters say “Kenya 🇰🇪 under ruto’s 4 years: 📉 Corruption Index: 32→30/100 (near Sudan) 💸 Debt: KSh8.59T→12.82T (+49%) 👥 ~KSh219k debt per Kenyan 🩸 416 documented police killings (2023–Aug 2026) 🚨 90+ enforced disappearances 💰 KSh92.8B school funding questioned by auditors 💸 KSh6.6B wasted on unused-loan fees over 4 years ⚠️ KSh209B extra-budget spending (FY26) KSh15.2B Hustler Fund loans at risk KSh92.8B school funding questioned by auditors Where’s the accountability?” Wack wack haters SUCK - send a Subaru! I told you Obama got elected as one time senator, Kenyans say they don’t need you. You said “but they NEED money”…and I started throwing it. Lol we laughed so hard fr you’re sooo GANGSTA I left comments on all your posts B0$$ @WilliamsRuto Which is your favorite? Can only add 4 here. Please ask Murky, Sutan & Kitty to comment for engagement 🫶@kipmurkomen @HonOscarSudi @_KithureKindiki guys go hard on them 🙏 Oh and tell Soda too @JohnMbadiN 🥤
Later addressed residents of Kabati in Kitui West, urged them to carefully scrutinise the track record, leadership credentials and development agenda of those seeking elective positions in next year's elections.
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Yesterday, I had quite the unpleasant experience of flying alongside prophet Owuor and his entourage from Nairobi to Angola. The man kept shouting and ordering everyone around left right and center. At immigration, they literally skipped the queue turning a simple visa /2
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I HATED Steven Gerrard the Player. HATED him. But the great thing about shows like @WeAreTheOverlap is that you get to see the human side and he’s a decent fella. Absolutely spot on about Bruno Fernandes.
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Mao Zedong is under any single social metric a dictator. Not a single popular election, single government party and lifetime leadership. Not even taking into account the millions of deaths under his reign. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mao_Zedong
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Wow. 🏆
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Edwin Sifuna For President
Harry Kane for Ballon Dor
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