Writer. Indigenous. Humorist. Nostalgia Fiend. 📺📼🎞 I support cool people doing cool things ⚡️
North Carolina, USA
Joined December 2018
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I have a fear of being perceived and terrible social anxiety but I would drop my entire life to meet you at the Times Square Olive Garden. 🍝
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When I say I have so many different sides to my personality, I mean my personality looks like this:
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Have we ever considered that maybe they were supposed to be called a “PETerinarian” instead of a “veterinarian”?
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Did you ever embark on something major that you later regretted and was it Carnival Cruise lines?
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The movies/tv I watched as a child had me thinking I would’ve popped out of 17 giant cakes by now. 🎂
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Kara Morrison ⚡️ retweeted
5 years my ASS, Aidan. Carrie knows EXACTLY what you’re up to and where to find you. Ya dirty dog
