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Saw someone doing the “post marathon swagger.” (Yes, I asked) He looked miserable. I feel amazing. Yesterday’s marathon was my least grueling yet and today I’m not even stiff. Regular massage + coconut water + vegan protein = 😄 #veganrunning #veganrunner #nomeatathlete #vegan
Watching a dreadfully awful flick about teens trapped in a haunted hospital.
Trust me, nothing is scarier than the shit I've seen in my real hospital 🙄
#hanukkah #hanukkah2020 #3rdnight #thirdnight #hanukkahblessings @ Portland, Oregon instagram.com/p/CIuJY-FH5px/… – at Portland, OR
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"The president is super healthy and has amazing genes and there is nothing to worry about. Also, on an unrelated note, we are using every last minute experimental treatment we have."
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Portland’s office of homeless services is opening up 24-hr emergency shelter spaces starting immediately.
“Community members seeking shelter for themselves, or for someone they know, should call 211 to see if there’s space available and to arrange transportation.”
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Being extra dramatic while rubbing in the shop’s hand sanitiser, so everyone knows how thoroughly decent you are
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This is Yoroko. She’s a rainbowbender. Borks to activate one and then steers it with her tongue. 14/10 magical as h*ck
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In August 1772, a hurricane ravaged the West Indies—and a young Alexander Hamilton picked up a pen to write about it. The resulting letter inspired Lin-Manuel Miranda to start writing what would become the Broadway musical 'Hamilton.'
mentalfloss.com/article/8104…
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Alnwick Castle by Night... @alnwickcastle @alnwickgazette @VisitNland @NorthernEngland @discovernland
Those 4pm "emergency alerts" about curfew in Portland are super hella fun for this hospital night shift worker trying to sleep.
#portlandprotest #PortlandCurfew #NightShift #nightshiftproblems
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America is facing a meat shortage and many people who eat meat are turning to plant-based alternatives for the first time. Please consider sharing this with your non-vegan friends/family. These are the most meat-like alternatives in my humble opinion. 🌱 veganista.co/2020/05/11/the-…
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This is Kevin. He was wondering if he could visit the ducks today. You can’t say no because he already put the hat on. 14/10
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I received an IRS letter today signed by the orange shitgibbon. I went ballistic. We received our deposit weeks ago. We didn't need a campaign mailer paid for with taxpayer money to claim credit for it.
I hate this man with a white hot intensity.
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Oh c’mon. We only rate dogs. This is just a little froggo enjoying their walk in the rain. Sorry to bother you sweetie... still 14/10
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The dog had lots of toys, but he always chose his favorite.
He remembered.
There was a place he'd been, with lots of other dogs.
Then a person came, and showed him how it felt to be chosen.
And kept.
The Portland You've Never Seen: COVID-19 youtu.be/l5jmjlxVNc0 via @YouTube