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@KariukiMachine

🇰🇪 | 1914 | Howard Alum

 Somewhere between who got me and I got i…
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You can really find positivity anywhere. Even a nightmare gives you relief in the morning
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Every nigga i know that carries a pocket knife likes to argue. Like you know what. You got it bro
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it’s 5 in the morning and I have tears in my eyes
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This is your goat?
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The Valkyries and Dream alarms probably going off now. Time to get taped up and prepped for shootaround. 😂
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Legend in every way.
Ernie Johnson (@TurnerSportsEJ) profile pictureErnie Johnson
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It’s time. 🤟🤟🏾🤟🏻🤟🏽
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don’t wanna talk about it
. (@Dboysback65) profile picture.@Dboysback65Oct 27
When y’all say yall don’t go through phones anymore I be wondering what exactly did yall see to stop yall from doing that 😭
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BAKERSFIELD, Calif. (AP) — Dolores Huerta, United Farmworkers co-founder and civil rights icon, has died, her family says.
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You can judge how good a sandwich shop is by how good their Italian subs are
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i like supermarket deli sandwiches better than a lot of sub chains
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Sam McDowell (@SamMcDowell11) profile pictureSam McDowell
@SamMcDowell11Oct 28
The Chiefs are signing kicker Justin Tucker to the practice squad, a source tells The Star.
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Hugo@HugoMashburn115Oct 27
Oysters when they want to make a pearl
valentine (⃔˄𖦹 ·̫ 𖦹˄)⃕੭ु⁾⁾ ༘ (@bugoclock) profile picturevalentine (⃔˄𖦹 ·̫ 𖦹˄)⃕੭ु⁾⁾ ༘@bugoclockOct 26
i appreciate the sediment
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Send Jonathan Taylor to NJ next
Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) profile pictureIan Rapoport
@RapSheetOct 27
Trade: The #Colts are trading 3-time Pro-Bowl DT DeForest Buckner back to the #49ers, the team that made him a 2016 first-round pick before dealing him to Indianapolis in 2020, per me and @AdamSchefter. A reunion!! Now Buckner returns to SF, fortifying their defensive line.
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This is the Park I know. They had been getting too much positive press lately I thought the place turned around.
Sym (@symsymmawgtktmb) profile pictureSym@symsymmawgtktmbOct 27
i tried to make a reservation for brunch at Park at 14th for a group & had no clue they want you to pay the entire bill before arriving~including tip. they can go to hell!
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Bot accounts do not know how to use "the habitual be".. I dont think they can be trained on that. That shit be kicking their ass
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I get to this phase of day dreaming where i might as well be asleep. Eyes open but nothing else working
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My job got us BBQ for lunch. I could not stay awake while the IT guy was fixing my computer
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@nahimdifferentOct 27
we used to get our period @ da same time 🥀💔
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I need to remember that Memorial Park means cemetery. This the second lunch break I’ve spent with the dead
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You gotta avoid areas where schools are for your safety when home shopping in America
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lmaooo they called Pat McAfee corny and creepy and he thought they were going to kill him???
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Drenched Grimace 🫟@GucciGrimaceOct 27
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Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) profile pictureAwful Announcing
@awfulannouncingOct 26
Pat McAfee ‘very, very uncomfortable’ at University of Utah due to light criticism, alludes to Charlie Kirk assassination awfulannouncing.com/espn/pat…
Pat McAfee 'very, very uncomfortable' at University of Utah due to light criticism, alludes to...

Pat McAfee 'very, very uncomfortable' at University of Utah due to light criticism, alludes to...

Pat McAfee said that a video of Utah students making fun of him made him "very uncomfortable" and alluded to the Charlie Kirk assassination.

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