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Kat

@KatAUversion

I like to yap about sports and yearning. Fan of glitter boots, coffee and being unhinged. War Eagle! For the spicier account follow the link below :)

 Pouring coffee down my throat
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Joined August 2025
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I’d be a terrible person to marry if you don’t like to communicate. I’m not talking about texting which I understand everyone has their own preferences. But I’m gonna tell you about what happened during my day and I’m gonna ask you about yours. And I wanna share the little things
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I used to work with people who would tell me stuff like “they never talk about that with their spouse” and it just sounded so lonely
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Like hey I noticed that
canadian witch (@hisfavstepdad) profile picturecanadian witch@hisfavstepdad13h
when male oomf stops having a crush on you so he stops liking all ur tweets. like really, you didn’t actually think i was funny?
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Two stages of research: 1) I think I’m onto something 2) oh no
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In the height of my insanity I was tweeting on Twitterdotcom
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It’s really bothering me that I didn’t put at
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Just saying 🤷🏼‍♀️
xx ꜱᴘʀɪᴛᴇ’ꜱ ᴡʀʟᴅ 🥤 (@sodamom23) profile picturexx ꜱᴘʀɪᴛᴇ’ꜱ ᴡʀʟᴅ 🥤@sodamom2314h
relationships should be 50/50 you pick my nail color & i show you how good they look wrapped around it
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No one: Me: what’s it like for someone to think you are the most magical thing and adore you but also feel very horny for you and the feeling is mutual??
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You don't have to respond to strangers on the internet.
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Imagine following me cause I mentioned boobs in a few tweets and then BOOM ✨Sad Tweets✨
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I don’t mind if you haha at my sad tweets. It would be a pleasure dude.
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*Getting married* so I’ve been thinking while walking to you and you know I just feel like maybe you like the concept and not me
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I broke the mold
piss girl (@xtsygirll) profile picturepiss girl@xtsygirll9h
First lunatic in my bloodline to be self aware
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My brain is confused because it’s somewhere between the lyrics in the bolter and champagne problems but also the lyrics “Someday when you leave me I bet these memories follow you around”
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Y’all it’s a sad how messed up am I post not a hot one
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Next time I’m just gonna say I like sucking a boyfriends dick. That’s at least not sad
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I can really like someone and my brain will still say something to me like “I bet they’ll be really happy when they find the person that’s good for them and that’ll make me happy that they’ll be happy” and again I can really like a person and think this soo what’s wrong with me?
Kat (@KatAUversion) profile pictureKat@KatAUversion3h
I was about to share a tweet about “how messed up am I?” with an example but I feel like it’ll make me sound really messed up
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I was about to share a tweet about “how messed up am I?” with an example but I feel like it’ll make me sound really messed up
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It would just really annoy me too cause like why insult my intelligence like that
yimika. (@yimikaaaa) profile pictureyimika.@yimikaaaaOct 27
nothing boils my blood like a guy making a girl feel crazy for her suspicions when he's doing exactly what she's questioning about
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"why do women wear high heels if not for the male gaze" idk man some of us enjoy clip clopping around like a beautiful horse once in a while
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