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I want to congratulate every couple that has gotten to the stage in their relationship where they just stare at each other in disgust.
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There's this woman in my office who is wearing the same outfit as yesterday and she reeks of tequi......ok it's me.
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If my kid vanished on a plane like in that Jodie Foster movie I'd spend maybe 2-3 hrs enjoying the legroom & quiet before I started looking.
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I dont tweet much abt my goal to poop every letter of the alphabet. Did the easy ones (C. J) yrs ago. Just toughies left. Your B & W. Your Q
When I turn on the lights all of the dads scatter off of my deck. the fat dads can't get over the fence
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Let's all just take a moment to appreciate the dedicated men and women of this great nation who sacrifice their evenings to deliver pizzas.
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If you only had 1% battery left on your phone. what would you tweet? Because clearly wed still tweet.
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