Former Manchester united fan. Facts enjoyer.... non partisan if you have a problem with me lick the solution down between your cheeks..

Zambia 🇿🇲
Joined February 2020
They lied to us on the transfer window and when someone with actual balls says what need to said he becomes the bad person. I'm with lisandro on the statement. #carrickout because he doesn't know what he is doing and #wilcoxout because he is destroying this club.
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They made the whole league fold 🤣😭
somebody making this edit led to laliga being banned in china INSANE😭😭😭😭
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Wow. 🏆
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Jesus christ sandals ,blood, Bible and robe
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YEESSSSSSS
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Donc en gros, les Japonais sont racistes, xénophobes, sexistes, islamophobes, obsédés par le travail et avec un petit zizi. J’ai oublié quoi ?
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All my days 😭😭
🚨 Michael Carrick: “We will be very different team against Bournemouth”. “I definitely trust my players, 100% sure. We have to be a different team on Sunday”.
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Twalipwa ba man u. 😭😂
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Manchester united Plays today.
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Manchester united Plays today.
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Prepare for late rains, higher temperatures, Govt warns By Namo Phiri GREEN Economy and Environment Minister Dr Gilbert Siame has warned that the country should prepare for late rains and higher than usual temperatures throughout the season. Delivering a ministerial statement in Parliament, Friday, Dr Siame said the 2026/27 rainy season was developing under El Niño, conditions that are driving towards a diggers.news/local/2026/10/2… Read more @ Diggers.News
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The newspaper likely omitted ECL from the former-heads front page because Lungu’s family didn’t want him included just as they don’t want him buried at Embassy Park near others or in the same space as HH. The paper simply honored the family’s wishes; ba Tonse should be happy.
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Babe wake up they're roasting AC MILAN tonight 😂😭
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I have decided to leave it there Enough embarrassment
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Why is this even a threat that man needs to go..
🚨 | Michael Carrick’s position is under huge threat. [@TelegraphDucker]
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This one caught me of guard 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
Replying to @FabrizioRomano
He's him!!!!!! Premier League Perez🥹😂🔥🔥🔥
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Noooo 💔
🚨 JUST IN: Fabian Hürzeler would NOT be interested in leaving Brighton for Manchester United. #MUFC [@alex_crook]
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Ruben please come back to Manchester united we all fans miss you 😔
🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Ruben Amorim on Manchester United and Michael Carrick: "I HAVE MOVED ON... I’m at another BIG club now. My club is AC Milan." “What I can say is that, what I said when I signed for Manchester United is that I LOVE that club... Everything that happened doesn't change that LOVE for Man United."
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