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Wales, United Kingdom
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I didn't realise I dealt with the death of my cat Betty by taking in Monty cat, who followed her everywhere. Now Monty cat is dead. There's no cat, and no point.
I've made corned beef pie because tomorrow is Halloween and I have to skulk in the living room at the back of the house eating cold dinner because I'm afraid of children 馃ェ馃巸馃槵
Scientist have confirmed that the parts of fruit and vegetables we don't eat because they're tough and fibrous contain lots of fibre 馃檮
Monty cat used to follow me to the toilet and check behind the door to make sure there were no monsters. Now it's just me and the monsters 馃挃
My favourite Patrick Stewart appearance is in "Frasier", as the opera director who sees Frasier as a potential lover. It's perfect.
Kay Morgan retweeted
Fox: Why are you here this morning?
Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
It's a week since my cat died, and I'm doing really badly. I've got enough quality meat and fish in the freezer for at least 60 meals, and the only thing I want to eat is Heinz Cream of Tomato soup, my childhood comfort food 馃挃
I want to watch "Sleepy Hollow" but it's after midnight, I'm all alone (no cat 馃槥) in a big house, and I can't remember how scary it is 馃槵
I'm not cut out for junk food. 3 days, and it feels like I've got Baby Alien oozing acid in my stomach. (And I'm craving spinach).
Monty cat followed my cat everywhere. She hated him. I started feeding him when I realised I could see his spine through his fur. He moved in when she died. He was an absolute sweetheart who loved me unconditionally. I'll never get over losing him. He's worth the grief.
I'm not ashamed of saying my cat Monty was my world. Some people's worlds are money, business, power. Mine was an incredibly good-natured little furry person. I'm happy with that.
I hope there's an afterlife so I can be with my animals again. Humans? Not so much. A couple I'd die for tomorrow, the rest have some serious questions to answer.
