all I do is whine about being sleepy on here 😎
Calgary, Alberta
Joined February 2009
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🚨 GIVEAWAY 🚨
🍻 $100 Gift Card to Cold Garden
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Ends October 26, 5p.m. 🍻 – at Inglewood, Calgary
I'm hanging out with my friend and her mom tomorrow. I always forget other people have parents lol. I just assume everyone else doesnt have them anymore too #orphanlife #itsfine #notlookingforsympathy
About ready to strap a diaper on my 16 year old cat. She was mad I wouldn't let her outside at midnight and peed on the carpet instead of in one of the 2 litter boxes 🙃
I just entered an amazing contest on RoadTripAlberta.com...and you should too! roadtripalberta.com?rpid=1&r…
We were chilling outside and the neighbor came to say hi while walking his dog, and his dog got so excited he jumped up and proceeded to pee on me 🙃
Katie retweeted
Do you remember we were taught Canada was not a “melting pot” like the US, but a “cultural mosaic”? Canadian exceptionalism is deeply engrained in us, and its existence erases so much violence, including the continued violence against Indigenous communities. (1/2)
Boss made us upload profile pictures to outlook so we can "see each others faces still, while working from home" and I just got two emails back to back from the same guy starting with "hey pretty lady" and "hello beautiful" 🤮🤮😭
It's a good thing we don't have raccoons around here otherwise I'd be a crazy racoon lady and feed them all so I can befriend them. They're so cuuuuute 🦝😭
There's just something about crawling into a freshly made bed when you've cleaned the entire house and showered 🤓
Lol I forgot it was mother's day and was not mentally prepared to scroll through Facebook or Instagram today. Apps are deleted for 24 hours now hahahaha. Maybe I should leave them deleted lol
Lol I'm like peak work from home gross, aka haven't showered in too long, and the neighbor's dad just asked if I was single when he saw me outside 😂😂😂😂 no sir I am not single, somehow 😅
I love going to the mechanics and having them think I don't know shit about my vehicle. LIKE GET FUCKED. I hate being a woman sometimes. Just fucking re-sync my tire sensors like I asked because it happens every time my tires are changed 😒