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I might not know where I'm going, but I'll get there.

Brooklyn, NY
Joined February 2009
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Why tf did I just start seeing El*n M*sk posts in my feed?? It’s like every other tweet and I don’t follow him??
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The gay hunger games: Charli xcx presale
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Honestly, fuck every single white woman who voted for trump. Tired of being grouped in with you dumb bitches. Be fucking better, Jesus Christ.
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🇺🇸🦅ITS ERECTION DAY🌭🗓️ 🖊️IN THE UNITED✨ SLAY-TES 🇺🇸⭐️ WILL YOU🫵🏼BE SERVING🫡💁🏻‍♀️YOUR CIVIC BOOTY🍑👅BY CASTING🎣 😩YOUR ✅VOTE 🗳️😏IN HER BALLOT📥 BOX👅👀 WILL SHE🫣GO BALLZ 😈🏉TO THE WALLZ 😼😮OR WILL SHE J 🧎🏼‍♀️🫦ON YOUR D 🫢🥵TILL YOU VANCE ✊🏼💦THIS NOVEMBER 5️⃣TH WE CELEBRATE 🍾OUR RIGHT 🤤TO STAR 🌠SPANK 👋🏼AND BANG 💥HER 🫨IN THE LAND 🏔️OF THE FREAK 😛🔥AND THE HOME 🏠OF THE GAYS 🏳️‍🌈 LIKE THE 🐱CUNTSTITUTION 📜SAYS IN 🕊️🙏🏼GOD WE THRUST 👉🏼👌🏼 SEND 📫➡️THIS TO ALL 🔄YOUR KAMALATOES🐫🦶 IF YOU GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK YOURE A 💫🇺🇸NATIONAL TREASURE 🇺🇸👑IF YOU GET LESS ⬇️THAN 5️⃣ YOURE A 🤡😵DONALD FRUMP🎺👎🏼
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Using Joyride by Kesha for your Exorcist themed drag performance is so cvnt we have to stan.
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Legitimately one of the funniest memes that's come out of this election
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At the point in the trip where I am over the rudeness of some Europeans and just want to go home.
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My favorite thing about birthdays is finding out what random company has all of my information. Thank you for the birthday wishes, Disney’s Aladdin the musical 🫡
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To be loved is to be seen.
My car Chapstick is missing and now I gotta move my bedside table Chapstick to my car and it’s fucking chaos
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I personally now have beef with Toronto International Airport because why was I delayed damn near 4 hours for weather to land in sunny skies…
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kelsey kosnik retweeted
So like financially speaking I can't do June anymore
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“um, can you play a song with a fucking beat?” “dude, can you play a song with a fucking beat??” “did you hear me?? play the fucking beat!!!”
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kelsey kosnik retweeted
Someone in my mentions today said that biphobia and policing who belongs at Pride and who they are allowed to bring just ‘hurts a couple of cishet bfs feelings.' Actually, no. That's a WILD misunderstanding of why it's bad. THREAD.
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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🏳️‍🌈👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩
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good morning
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Reminder Nazis with tiki torches chanting "Jews will not replace us" on campus in Charlottesville weren't touched and law enforcement presence was sparse.
It’s chaos now. DPS riot troopers forcefully dispersing protesters, making contact, at least one arrest
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