Why tf did I just start seeing El*n M*sk posts in my feed?? It’s like every other tweet and I don’t follow him??
Honestly, fuck every single white woman who voted for trump. Tired of being grouped in with you dumb bitches. Be fucking better, Jesus Christ.
kelsey kosnik retweeted
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kelsey kosnik retweeted
Using Joyride by Kesha for your Exorcist themed drag performance is so cvnt we have to stan.
My favorite thing about birthdays is finding out what random company has all of my information. Thank you for the birthday wishes, Disney’s Aladdin the musical 🫡
I personally now have beef with Toronto International Airport because why was I delayed damn near 4 hours for weather to land in sunny skies…
kelsey kosnik retweeted
“um, can you play a song with a fucking beat?” “dude, can you play a song with a fucking beat??” “did you hear me?? play the fucking beat!!!”
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Someone in my mentions today said that biphobia and policing who belongs at Pride and who they are allowed to bring just ‘hurts a couple of cishet bfs feelings.' Actually, no. That's a WILD misunderstanding of why it's bad.
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